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dear_mun2012-07-18 04:45 pm
squeak_squeaker) wrote in dear_mun2012-07-18 04:45 pm
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Kronk is still unemployed/homeless Kronk
You know, mun... I don't think they're all that bad! Villains, I mean.
They probably just need a nice, big hug and some hot chocolate and a marsh- two marshmallows and some chocolate fudge cheesecake and a comfy chair with extra pillows and a foot massage and a henchman who's going to be all understanding and helpful. And chiseled! Can't forget chiseled. [Oh yeah, Kronk was definitely the chiseled...est henchman anyone could possibly want!]
I sure wish it was easy to get a job, like back home... no one even wants a henchman without recommendations these days! Yzma's only a kitty, she can't recommend me to people. [Kronk scratched his big chin a little, before smiling brightly.] But I promise I did a great job! Sure, stuff went wrong... but that was Yzma's fault too. She should really label all those identical pink potions bottles! They're all the same. Identical. That's what it means, identical. The same.
Couldn't tell 'em apart if my life depended on it... and it kinda did! So... uhh. Anyone hiring?
They probably just need a nice, big hug and some hot chocolate and a marsh- two marshmallows and some chocolate fudge cheesecake and a comfy chair with extra pillows and a foot massage and a henchman who's going to be all understanding and helpful. And chiseled! Can't forget chiseled. [Oh yeah, Kronk was definitely the chiseled...est henchman anyone could possibly want!]
I sure wish it was easy to get a job, like back home... no one even wants a henchman without recommendations these days! Yzma's only a kitty, she can't recommend me to people. [Kronk scratched his big chin a little, before smiling brightly.] But I promise I did a great job! Sure, stuff went wrong... but that was Yzma's fault too. She should really label all those identical pink potions bottles! They're all the same. Identical. That's what it means, identical. The same.
Couldn't tell 'em apart if my life depended on it... and it kinda did! So... uhh. Anyone hiring?