About that movie surely no one cares about.

[tonightsentertainment]

But what do you mean I'm not in the new Bat Movie? That's just crazy.

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[tonightsentertainment]

No? We~ell, that's quite the shame now, isn't it.

[You see that smile on his face? It's now showing off severely yellowed teeth amidst the scars, because that's... that's not the style he was talking about at all. But we can roll with this!]

Uniform... uniform... see, it's a little too bright for me... and not enough pockets. You gotta have pockets or it's no good.

[Pause. Then another suspicious leer.] Why are you wearing America.

[starspangledspandex]

I suppose so. [He shrugs.] I'm surprised SHIELD didn't try to recruit him for the mess in New York.

[Because Batman is definitely a superhero name. Right? Right? Steve is trying really hard now not to judge a book by it's cover but it's kind of hard. Especially with the smile. There's something a little... off about it.]

Well, that's what the belt is for. [He gestures at the utility belt around his middle. Plenty of pockets there.] I didn't design it. At least not this version of it, I based the last version off a different uniform. They're all pretty obvious though. It draws attention away from civilians.

[He frowns. It's not often he runs into someone who doesn't know him, particularly while he's in uniform.]

Well, uh, I'm Captain America. It kind of goes hand in hand.