voice of reason in the form of voice test

[vanshrike]

Dear jerkoff,

I've got an idea, too(!) Why don't we try it right now? Here's how it works: you pretend for one minute that any part of what you've been thinking about could be mistaken for something that makes any degree of sense.

...no? Not working out for you?

I didn't fucking think so. Go do something productive and stop wasting my time.

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[likeaprofessional]

Because if you want something bad enough, you'll pay the fucking price.

Sorry, Fido over there wouldn't know jack shit on this topic. Me? I almost did. The warden gig was tempting as fuck. I didn't take it, I regret that, but we're not talking about me.

[ALL THE ANGST ok. He's not getting his feels all over you. Or his cigarette.]

[vanshrike]

[Welcome to the quickest means of shutting down lines of communication with one Perry van Shrike: getting anywhere close to personal.]

I really don't need anything worth that kind of trouble.

[likeaprofessional]

Calling bullshit on that, man. Everyone's got something they want. Fact you're even thinking about that place, or your mun is, what the fuck ever, then you're bluffing.

But here's the thing. I don't give a shit. I don't want to know your fucking business. Ain't gonna tell you mine, so we're square.

Point I'm making here is: whatever it is, just make sure it's worth going to hell and back because that's exactly what you'll be doin'.