on canon reviewing S2 and maybe going to Last Voyages at the end of the season

[vampireamerican]

What do you mean my feelings for Jason Stackhouse were obvious from the get-go? I think I was pretty darn good at keeping them to myself. You're just letting what you know color your perception of things.

Anyway, if you think you're going to stick me on that boat of the damned, think again, Missy. Only the good Lord is fit to judge me, and He sure ain't the Admiral. Why, He hasn't done the nautical theme since [Chuckles.] Noah's Ark. [Maybe. Mun doesn't know her Bible all that well.]

[BRAND NEW MUSE. Apologies for any voice fail; still getting used to him.]

Comments

[diana_abel]

Well, you know the real story behind Noah's Ark...right?

[vampireamerican]

What "real story"?

[diana_abel]

Why the Flood happened.

[vampireamerican]

Why, as divine judgment for the wickedness of mankind.

[diana_abel]

Not so much, dude.

The "race of Caine" is a lovely euphemism.

[vampireamerican]

You mean it happened because of vampires? [YOU SHOULD READ THE VAMPIRE BIBLE, STEVE. IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE maybe, idk]

[diana_abel]

Yeeeah.

Didn't really work, though. Obvs.

[vampireamerican]

Where did you hear this version?

[diana_abel]

My sire's sire.

Oh, I'm Diana, btw. Diana Abel.

[nolongerhollow]

No, the Admiral is not the Lord. He is imperfect, though he does his best. But I would venture to say, after all I have seen, that he works for the Lord.

[vampireamerican]

He doesn't seem too godly from all I hear. Baked goods and mockery? I think the Admiral could do with a reminder of WWJD.

[nolongerhollow]

The Christ's standard is the goal, yes, but how many beings could possibly achieve it? He steered me where I needed to go. It was painful, humiliating, frustrating and required the ultimate leap of faith, but for the chance to come back from damnation I say to you that it was worth it.

<-supports this FOREVER

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

[LET ME LOVE YOUR VOICE]

Not so innocent over there, Stevey? Color me completely shocked.

THE SEASON JUST NEEDS TO HURRY UP ALREADY

[vampireamerican]

[Snap! Those fangs come out.] I am perfectly fucking innocent! [Yes indeed, this is the face of innocence.]

DON'T THEY ALWAYS? Also, Franklin says hi.

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

[Complete opposite of scared, all right here.]

That it? Is that the scariest you get?

[hartbreaker]

I always wondered: do you religious types have problems with sticky pages in the Bible?

[vampireamerican]

Sticky pages? [A nervous laugh.] Iiiiii'm afraid I don't quite follow.

[hartbreaker]

Can't bullshit a bullshitter. [Except with Harry, you really could.] You know exactly what I mean. I figure, the way you all hump the Bible so damn much, those poor pages have more than just paper as bookmarks. Am I right or am I right?

[slayage]

Wow. Would you look at that, a christian vampire. Now, when I say I'd thought I'd seen everything? Really mean it.

[narzisstisch]

A little tip, from me to you. A Stackhouse is never worth your time.