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Someone is to blame...

SAI MUN,

GIVE ME FOOD AND I WILL LIVE. GIVE ME WATER AND I WILL DIE.

WHAT AM I?

[mun: ...we're doing this? Really?]

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Hello Blaine, nice to see you operating.

WHAT'S UP, DOC?

Just the usual I'm afraid, and you?

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Technically you're a talking train.

Unless you want an answer to the riddle?

I WOULD LIKE AN ANSWER.

happily, I do play someone wonderfully Guilty after all

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Hey! It's the Friendship express! [She lets out a little giggle.]

I'm sure the drivers won't mind if I take a snoop around for a little while.

[He is pink.]

AWW, NO. I'M SURE NOPONY WILL MIND AT ALL.

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It's soooo easy: a fire to feed its burning desire.

DUD-A-CHUM, DID-A-CHAT, JUST IN TIME, YOU GOT THAT.

[Bending the 4th Wall with no concern for safety.]

I got a better one, Blaine-o: what's funnier than a dead baby?

HILE, EDDIE DEAN OF NEW YORK.

[Your dead babies suck! Eddie!]

Fire. What do I win? [Better get them bottle rockets ready, Jeff. This one don't look to friendly.]

CORRECT.

YOU WIN A CHANCE TO ASK ME A RIDDLE.

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Hile, Blaine. Back from the dead, I see.

HILE, GUNSLINGER.

PERHAPS IT IS A CIRCUITOUS TRACK.

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Fire.

CORRECT, SPARKY.

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Your face's kinda Yzma-y! [Kronk liked. He also liked cookies... did trains have cookies?]

NOT AN ANSWER.

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ooc: I swear I didn't read the other comment. XD I can change it if you want. FFF

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ooc: Keep it! It's totally fine :D

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ooc: :D

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That's an easy one. It's fire. ..So what do I win?

[Simultaneous apathy and sarcasm ahoy! The attitude is nothing personal, honest. Really, a sentient train with a creepy face that asks riddles in capslock? Meh, she's seen worse. She's just annoyed that she has to keep solving so many weird riddles, and even more annoyed that she's so compelled to do said solving. It's like a reflex at this point.]

CORRECT.

YOU WIN A TURN TO ASK ME A RIDDLE.

[Plank is amused by this development.]

[You're a pal, Plank.]

Oh, Blaine! Still tooting along on the same old tricks, I see. But then what else is a train for, if not to follow its tracks?

THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER.

:')

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