Omg! He actually gets a tag on here!

[freelicks]

You know, one of these days you're going to get bored of putting me in places where people constantly think I'm Captain America.

For some reason, I don't think it's going to be anytime soon. Can you buy me a sandwich in the meantime? Turkey and cheddar, hold the mayo. Thanks a bunch, sweetheart.

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[allydarling]

I wouldn't worry too hard about that, tough guy. Don't think anyone could confuse you with Captain America.

[freelicks]

Evening, 6C! [Cordial wave.] I'm going to take that as a compliment, if you don't mind.

[allydarling]

Why? Captain America's hot. You're a pig.

Also, pretty sure you can't call girls 'sweetheart' after telling them to make you a sandwich. Just sayin'

[freelicks]

You know we look almost exactly the same, right?

And I'm pretty sure I just did. She doesn't seem to mind all that much. I like her.

[shorthanded]

I dare say it is becoming quite the epidemic. So many people are being mistaken for those they are not! And all from this... Pardon me for I am not quite up to date with some of the modern terms. I believe the term is "franchise."

I myself have already been mistaken for, and compared to, someone who I know from myth. But I believe is also a character in this story from which your Captain comes.

[freelicks]

You talk weird, is that normal? Or maybe you're just from a different time, like that Thor guy. Now that you mention it, I think someone tried to kill me once, and he looked suspiciously like you. I won't hold it against you, don't worry.

[shorthanded]

Ah. Yes. I am from just before the start of the 20th century. Being brought ahead by a little over a hundred years makes for some differences in language. My apologies.

I have been doing some reading up in the hopes of getting up to speed. And I believe the one you speak of, the one with my face but long dark hair, is called Loki. Brother to this 'Thor' you have mentioned. Though they seem very different to the gods of the same names I had read of in my past studies.

[allydarling]

I know you're not supposed to be the Hulk.

[freelicks]

No no, that's Loki. He tried to kill me once.

[allydarling]

he tried to kill you?! I know you're annoying, but that seems a little harsh.

[shorthanded]

The large green fellow? Oh, heavens no. But if you pardon my asking, what as brought on such a statement? It seems really quite sudden to point out such an obvious fact.

[allydarling]

Oh, there was another guy talking about how some person thought he was like, a God.

Kind of egotistical if you ask me.

[and32cents]

You get your ass kicked for it, yet?

[freelicks]

Almost, actually. And then the real Captain America came to save the day.

[and32cents]

It didn't happen to be a creep with a freaky helmet, did it?

[freelicks]

With crazy horns and black hair? Yep.

[allydarling]

Please, don't encourage him. He doesn't need anymore ego boosts.

[freelicks]

Yes I do, don't listen to the crazy person from 6C. She dates cyclists.

[allydarling]

Hey! No fair!

Unrelated: what does it mean if a dude only wants it doggie-style?

[and32cents]

Encourage?! I'm thinking we need a support group here, lady!

[ambitious]

You are just way too easy to please.

[freelicks]

She makes good sandwiches.

[ambitious]

I guess it really is the little things in life.

[black_widow]

I think the attitude alone would stop anyone from thinking you're Captain America.

[freelicks]

Yeah, probably. And I don't have a shield.