Homeless ;; Canon is Scrubs

[wheresperry]

There are a number of things wrong with this, none of which I should actually have to address here--but I'm going to anyway because you can't seem to get it through your thick skull that no, being compared to a platypus is not funny, and no, I do not want to go to a place that looks like it got up on the wrong side of the bed every. single. day of it's pathetic, Cthulhu infested life. Oh, and while I'm on the subject----no, I do not want to play daddy doctor to a bunch of medically inept children. Who, might I add, probably haven't seen the cover of an actual medical textbook in their lives.

Do you see, what I'm doing here? Where the problem here lies? No?

---Oh, come on you evil, evil woman. I know you can find a heart somewhere--and when you do please, for the love of god, pretend its yours so you can see the light and leave me alone.

Comments

bahaha why is your perry better than mine? ;-;

[ready2go]

Where the hell is your mun taking you? Hell?

I'm sure your perry is fabulous!

[wheresperry]

Iiit might as well be, with all those gosh darn creepy crawlies roaming around.

Though I suppose if we want to get technical here, she's considering discedo.

ahhhhh i was going to app perry there actually. now I'll have to app JD >:3

[ready2go]

Oh I feel so sorry for you. I am played there and it sucks. Although I am glad I'm there. If I wasn't I wouldn't have met the love of my life.

YES DO IT.

[wheresperry]

Y'see, here's the thing--I don't care about who you're in love with, or how all over each other the two of you probably are. All I do care about, is avoiding that place like it's got a bad case of the flu.

So there is no feeling sorry, or telling me all about your life because you can. There's just the big N O. Which spells no, I am not going there.

If you do it I will! I hate to see such a great canon alone in a game.

[ready2go]

Geez calm down princess. I won't tell you more if you don't want to hear.

Either way you can't control mundanes. Just look at the other muses in her head. One looks just like you and she has disapointed so many people because she says she's going to apply him at this game and then she doesn't.

[624]

Crabba snabba.

[you sound maaaaaaaaad]

[wheresperry]

[ He was mad.


Now he is just wondering who slipped drugs in his morning coffee. ]

Let me hazard a guess: You come in peace, mean no harm, and want me to take you to my leader--who you will most likely try to eat for a midnight snack.

Now, am I on the right track here, or are you just going to speak gibberish all day.

[624]

[cocks her head to the side, blinking]

Gaba?

[her leader? her leader is Jumba! and he's not much of a leader. that's boojiboo Stitch's role! well his after achi-baba Lilo]

Ashi salaam?

[wheresperry]

Gibberish. Right, I should have known.

[ He'll just stare at her, because really, what is he even supposed to think about this? Not only that, but he could make all the snarky comments in the world, and it wouldn't even matter.

It was almost tragic. ]

[624]

[ha ha ha. she can understand you perfectly, Perry.

she just can't speak Earth English all that well]

Perrrr-y Plattty-pus?

[wheresperry]

[ Oh, no. Not this semi-aquatic mammal nonsense again. ]

Oh no, you see, I am not a platypus. I'm about as far away from a platypus as it gets.

[624]

[A heckle sound]

Peeeeeeryyyy.

[magical_melonhead]

Well aren't you a ray of sunshine in a field of daffodils!

[wheresperry]

Wow, do you have me pegged, and let me tell you, does it take work to look this gosh darn cheery in the morning.

[magical_melonhead]

I was wondering what about that myself! How much mead or ale do you have to down to make yourself such a ray of joy?

[surprisingrice]

You wouldn't have anything to do if she left you alone, though, would you?

[wheresperry]

I would not. And let me tell you, it would be. The greatest feeling in the world, because not only would I be able to escape the worst job ever to exist, but I would be on a permanent, monster-free vacation.

[surprisingrice]

Ohh. Good luck, then! I think games can be really brilliant, though, you know! Big adventures and everything. Apart from the monsters and the being-trapped bit, I mean.