This is totally a "troll for castmates" post. Come to ataraxion. You know you want to.

[andblockbuster]

 Really?

I get into one fight with a crazy-woman AI and suddenly now you think I need supervision?

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[scarred_identity]

You've always needed supervision.

[insectwings]

Maybe you do.

[boygodofneuro]

Is the crazy-woman AI like, Skynet levels of crazy or a significantly lesser level of crazy?

[andblockbuster]

I do not. And- and this was totally a fluke.

[It was not a fluke that he kept bickering with her after she threatened to murder him fifty times.]

[andblockbuster]

[THANK YOU, HIMSELF. It's the only validation he needs.]

Exactly Skynet levels- I have it from a mostly-reliable source that it was the same deal and everything.

[andblockbuster]

It was one time. I managed seven months without getting into fights with anything that could kill me.

[insectwings]

Oh. Sorry, then.

So. There are robots.

[scarred_identity]

Really. [she calls bullshit, Topher]

[mr_dominic]

You've been around somewhere completely unsupervised? And the place hasn't been completely destroyed?

[andblockbuster]

[But you always call bullshit.]

She threatened to murder me within three minutes of meeting me. That is not the mark of a rational person. [Wait. This is Claire he's talking to.] Even you have to admit that three minutes is way too short to make an informed decision on me.

[testgasm]

I told you. I told you. What did I tell you? I told you not to engage, and you went ahead and did it anyway. And then--and then, as if that wasn't bad enough, you had to go make Her angry?

I don't--I don't even know where to start with you.

[andblockbuster]

[His best friend is an Intelligence Dampening Sphere.

It's only a matter of time.]

I find your lack of faith in me really disturbing, Dom. Expected, but disturbing. Surprise! I can actually take care of myself.

[Mostly.]

[scarred_identity]

I suppose that's true. It did take me longer than three minutes before I decided to murder you.

[spoken in the most deadly serious tone ever because that's how she rolls]

[andblockbuster]

Yes, that's great, coming from the guy screaming at her.

[andblockbuster]

Only mostly robots. They're kinda humanish now.

[andblockbuster]

[You're not allowed to talk to GLaDOS ever, Claire.]

See? I wasn't really gonna win in this situation.

[insectwings]

This place is weird.

[Behold TEENAGE ELOQUENCE.]

[scarred_identity]

If you wanted to win, you would've put that in the programming.

[so basically it's your own fault you're a loser, el oh el]

[testgasm]

Did you listen to the things She was saying to me? You try and take that lying down, honestly.

[andblockbuster]

I meant against her.

[HE KNOWS HE COULDN'T WIN AGAINST YOU. It is a cold reality.]

[andblockbuster]

But kinda cool... When it's not terrifying.

[scarred_identity]

A "her" I don't know, I presume.

[andblockbuster]

She was threatening to gruesomely torture me for funsies. I think we can both agree she's a little bit unreasonable...

[Yeah, like meteors are a little bit unreasonable.]

...And maybe we both kinda... boned that up.

[insectwings]

I guess. So we go home after the ship gets where it's going? Does anyone actually believe that?

[andblockbuster]

Aforementioned crazy-woman AI. You two would probably be besties.