Voice Testing the Professional Here

[kirk_is_his_hero]

I can see why you need me in a game.

Of all of the people you picked, I'm the only one with professional experience with ghosts. The others you have are just amateurs. You want someone with that kind of experience for a game. We'll be ready for the worst.

...

This is no laughing matter.

Comments

[hung_garian]

If it's that kind of experience your mun's after, I suggest picking up the Ghostbusters. I mean, they're kinda known for it.

[kirk_is_his_hero]

We're real professionals. The Ghostbusters are a fictional group. Besides, real ghosts are nothing like the ghosts in that movie.

[hung_garian]

Darn tootin'. Anyone can tell you that real ghosts wear white sheets. What were those producers thinking?

[kirk_is_his_hero]

Um... no. Ghosts don't wear white sheets. You're clearly new to this, but I would be willing to give you the ropes. Ghost Hunting 101, if you'd like.

[hung_garian]

I'm sorry to break it to you like this, but I'm a Caspar sympathiser. Not big on the whole getting rid of 'em thing. It's downright discriminatory.

[bitch_is_back]

Oh no~ a professional.

I'm shaking in my boots.

[kirk_is_his_hero]

Even if you were serious, there's no reason to be afraid of us. We don't investigate people.

[bitch_is_back]

[She laughs. Oh, so cute.]

Who says I'm people.

There's a lot more out there than just ghosts. That's small time compared to what I am, cupcake.

[kirk_is_his_hero]

[Ed scoffs.]

Oh yeah? And what exactly are you then?

[chosenfamily]

Amateurs, huh?

[kirk_is_his_hero]

Yeah. I'll admit, you did kind of help at that last one, but we could have handled it ourselves.

[chosenfamily]

Not saying you didn't do a good job there, man. I mean, talking Corbett out of his loop saved lives.

[Not least of which, his own.]

[kirk_is_his_hero]

Yeah, and there was no way you could have done that. You just got kidnapped. You wouldn't be much help to a ghost hunting team.

[chosenfreedom]

[Dean's snorting over here.]

Oh yeah, you're a pro.

[kirk_is_his_hero]

Yes, I am. You've seen our investigations. It's true we haven't gotten off the ground yet, but it's only a matter of time until someone notices.

[chosenfreedom]

Lot more to investigations then stumbling around a haunted house with a flashlight and a camera dude. Good thing we saved your asses that one time.

[kirk_is_his_hero]

Oh? And you know more about this that we do? Then why aren't you guys doing your own investigating?

[notyourpromdate]

'Professional experience'...

[kirk_is_his_hero]

Yes. I'm a professional paranormal investigator.

[notyourpromdate]

[A snort] Professional moron is more accurate.

[kirk_is_his_hero]

[Scoff.]

Ah, yes, another close-minded critic.

[perfectantidote]

You should contact Dean.

[quietly wonders of those guys survived the half-Apocalypse, actually.]

Posting with the right character this time. How did that happen? :|

[kirk_is_his_hero]

[Scoff.]

I have no reason to consult an amateur on a matter like this.

Timey Wimey... Stuff. ;)

[perfectantidote]

So... Can you handle zombies?

XD Clearly.

[kirk_is_his_hero]

Zombies?

[He sounds a little alarmed.]

Oh, no, we just deal with ghosts. Besides, zombies aren't real.