on the inability to resist making this account

[rocking_it]

Wow, you have an even shorter attention span than I do!

... wait, no, come back! It was a compliment! I mean, everyone's got to be good at something, right? Come on, I'll show you some of Pabu's tricks!

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[irohdisboat]

[This is why you are the favorite Fire Ferret, Bolin. You make him laugh.]

I think what you meant to say was, "you shift your focus so fluidly". Right?

[avatarsboytoy]

How do you even get girls?

Having Pabu around lends you a certain cuteness-slash-responsible factor, but you need to work on your compliments, bro.

[rocking_it]

[There's a long pause.]

Yes! That is exactly what I meant! [You get the double canons a.k.a. Bolin is pointing affirmatively at Iroh with both hands.] It's--uh--graceful! Like a water-bender!

[rocking_it]

It's hard, bro, this girl can see inside my mind. Or I can see inside hers. Either way it is super uncomfy. What if I have to pee?

[avatarsboytoy]

Just tell her to cover her ears.

[irohdisboat]

[Thumbs up in return.] A sign of writer and task master, I'm sure.

Getting along with your mun otherwise, Bolin?

[rocking_it]

Well, yeah, I guess so. This whole thing is pretty weird but she promised not to send me anyplace too dangerous. Not that I can't handle it, but Mako spazzes out if I'm in a bit of trouble, you know?

[In trouble like he so often is.]

[rocking_it]

She can hear me, bro. She can hear me with her mind.

And I don't even like you hearing me! And she's a girl!

[avatarsboytoy]

Bolin, I seriously doubt she wants to hear you pee.

Or see you pee for that matter.

[rocking_it]

But I'll have to eventually. Do you think maybe I can wait until she's, y'know, playing someone else and do it then?

[avatarsboytoy]

Or wait until she's asleep, and you can just do number one all over her dreams as revenge.

Look, I don't know. Is there even a bathroom in there?

1/2

[rocking_it]

...

[THIS FACE. JUST THIS FACE FOREVER, MAKO.]

2/2

[rocking_it]

She's a lady, Mako! Though that's really gross either way.

[irohdisboat]

Ah. I don't mind the danger myself. But I'm glad she isn't going to throw you anywhere you aren't comfortable with.

[Something tells him you are probably the one with the knack for it. Just from what he saw fighting beside you before.]

[avatarsboytoy]

It wasn't a serious suggestion.

Just.

I'm pretty sure her mind will censor your bathroom breaks.

And when you're done, don't forget to wash your hands and zip up your fly.

[rocking_it]

Hey, you can count on me to have your back, but I like my fights in the ring, you know? I think we could use a vacation from people trying to kill us.

[rocking_it]

[Grumbles] I forget a few times and you just won't let it go ...

I hope you're right, though this whole thing is still pretty creepy. It really doesn't bother you?

[avatarsboytoy]

Well my mun's a guy, so it's not that big of an issue.

He also lets me go to the bathroom in peace.

[rocking_it]

This is what I get for being irresistible to the ladies, I guess.

Wait ... do you think she'll let me have a girlfriend? What if she's the super jealous type or something?

[avatarsboytoy]

You are seriously asking me this?

[irohdisboat]

There is no one else I would rather have along, Mister Bolin. Trust me on that.

You've got potential.

[rocking_it]

... yes?

It's a valid concern!

[avatarsboytoy]

Pabu has a better track record when it comes to relationships than me.

Remember Asami?

[rocking_it]

[Bolin beams at Iroh.]

Thanks! I'm hoping I can get Chief Beifong to teach me some metalbending, and then I'd really be set. You should join us! To spar and stuff, I mean.

[rocking_it]

Hey. Don't get down on yourself. Korra likes you, right?