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dear_mun2012-07-15 01:53 am
pervy_elf_fancier) wrote in dear_mun2012-07-15 01:53 am
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Am I really thinking about applying the Duchess Elstwhere to Queen of Hearts?
I must refuse your generous offer, Sir Mundane. I am needed at the Castle Wulfhammer in the event of my betrothed's imminent return, and for the sake of the people of Wulfhammer's domain.
Not to mention that Alice would feel the lack of my presence - perhaps the word 'pining' would be more accurate. Louni, as well, although the Lady Quick-Fingered would express it in other ways, by the goddess of the Unaligned and Mercenary...
I assure you that the Gardens sound like a lovely place, and that I would be most happy to meet this Queen of Hearts and her subjects under normal circumstances. Perhaps after Embric and I are wed would be a good time to make a diplomatic visit. But until then, I have my duties, Sir Mundane, and you have yours, and we should keep to them.
Sincerely,
Catherine, The Duchess Elstwhere.
Postscript - We are not amused by the title you have chosen for us. It was only the one time, and in my defense, both myself and the lady Falwethwyr were very drunk.
Not to mention that Alice would feel the lack of my presence - perhaps the word 'pining' would be more accurate. Louni, as well, although the Lady Quick-Fingered would express it in other ways, by the goddess of the Unaligned and Mercenary...
I assure you that the Gardens sound like a lovely place, and that I would be most happy to meet this Queen of Hearts and her subjects under normal circumstances. Perhaps after Embric and I are wed would be a good time to make a diplomatic visit. But until then, I have my duties, Sir Mundane, and you have yours, and we should keep to them.
Sincerely,
Catherine, The Duchess Elstwhere.
Postscript - We are not amused by the title you have chosen for us. It was only the one time, and in my defense, both myself and the lady Falwethwyr were very drunk.