Voice Testing~

[chest_rubber]

Oh, oh! Are you really picking me for a game?

Oh. My. God!

I mean, some of those games you're in are really scary, but those are the games that Sam's in, right? As long as Sam's there, I'll be fine. And he really needs me, you know. I have all the books memorized, and he needs to know everything!

...

What do you mean Sam's not in the game you're considering me for?

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[lovemesomepie]

Pretty sure Sam doesn't need 'em.

[chest_rubber]

Of course he does! The books are packed full of stuff you guys don't know. And Chuck forgets that stuff.

[lovemesomepie]

We lived them.

[chest_rubber]

But there's still some information in there you guys didn't know about. Like Bela giving the colt to Crowley, that demon guy? You didn't know that. There's all sorts of things like that in the books.

[lovemesomepie]

Yeah, 'cause that did a helluva lotta good.

Stay away from Sam.

[chest_rubber]

What do you mean?

[Angry face.]

I know you don't like me, but Sam will appreciate who I am.

[lovemesomepie]

The Colt's useless. Can't kill the Devil.

[He scoffs and sneers down at Becky.] Yeah, I hear you had to use a love potion to get that appreciation.

[Dealing with monsters? So much easier than dealing with humans.]

[chest_rubber]

I thought it could kill everything.

[Pout.]

Hey, I'll let Sam fall in love with me all on his own.

[lovemesomepie]

Well, you thought wrong. [So had they... But he's not going to mention that.]

You'll be waitin' a long time, then. 'Cause that's never gonna happen.

[chest_rubber]

Then why did Sam want to know everything about the colt?

You don't know that!

[lovemesomepie]

Bela's not exactly a friend of ours.

I think I know a thing or two about my own brother.

[chest_rubber]

Well, no. Duh. Everyone knows that.

Maybe, but you guys totally keep secrets from each other. It's happened before.

[lovemesomepie]

So why would we ever let her keep it. [It's not a question.]

Not often. Not anymore. [Yeah right.]

[chest_rubber]

She stole it from you. It's not like you gave it to her. She was a good thief. I mean... you two are way better at hunting than her, but she was good at stealing.

[Stern look.] You honestly believe that? Come on, even I know that doesn't happen.

[lovemesomepie]

The point is that it wasn't hers.

There's a lot Chuck didn't cover in his books.

[chest_rubber]

Well no, of course not.

How do you know? Did you read all of them?

[lovemesomepie]

[Either you really don't get it or you're messing with him - Dean's not commenting on that anymore.]

We had a nice talk with Chuck.

[chest_rubber]

Oh. So you do know everything in the books that the other characters did away from you guys then?

[lovemesomepie]

[No.]

Yup.

[chest_rubber]

[Right.]

Okay, so after he was arrested, Gordon was working with another hunter to get revenge on you and Sam. What was that hunter's name?

[lovemesomepie]

The crazies who thought Sam was evil? Don't matter. I don't care.

[chest_rubber]

Well if you're not going to tell me, that means you don't know.

[lovemesomepie]

Sweetheart, [ and his tone makes it clear that he doesn't mean that in a nice way - ] there's a list a mile long of hunters out to gank us. I don't give a damn what their names are.

Go back to the playground and let the real Hunters work.

[chest_rubber]

[Angry pout.]

You're just mad because I caught you in a lie. If you just admitted that you didn't read the books, we wouldn't be having this conversations. Besides, we both know that Sam would be more likely to read them.

[lovemesomepie]

I don't have time for this.

Never thought I'd feel bad for a mun, but now I do.