on a ~zombieland musebox.

[cons]

-- Are you serious? You think anybody would voluntarily show up in that shithole? You like dropping me off in random worlds, I get that, I actually don't mind it when it means I don't have to sleep in the car for a week straight, but the idea of bringing more people there- People I consider my friends? [ friends. f r i e n d s. did she say that right? she's still getting used to it. ]

It's a crap idea, and you're a crap mun for even thinking about it.

... You can stop trying to think of names for it now. No, really.

Comments

[hortus]

...so it would be a place based on your world with zombies everywhere?

[cons]

Yeah.

[ she shakes her head and points a finger at you, missy! ]

You're not going. Nope. I will-- I will ground you, yep, that's exactly what I'll do.

[hortus]

What! You can't ground me! Besides, I could hold my own with zombies, that would not be a problem at all!

[cons]

[ frooowns be more like Little Rock, why don't you ]

I'm sure you could.

Doesn't mean I'm okay with it.

[hortus]

But the more people the better your chances, right?

[cons]

You'd be surprised.

[hortus]

Well, I mean, I get that having more people can weigh you down when you are trying to move quickly, but more guns and all!

[cons]

It's tricky, because- It's another head to count, somebody else to feed, more ammo needed. Company isn't so bad, I'll admit, but actually sticking together never works. It's- It's like asking for zombie-attention. I guess.

[littlerockstar]

I might.

Not cause I miss you or anything. Cause I don't.

Just... it'd be nice to get out of here for a while.

[cons]

Nah, no way do you miss me. I mean, I don't miss you, so. Makes the most sense.

Yeah, hetting off of the giant horror spaceship might be good, that is true.

[littlerockstar]

Right.

[And that totally doesn't bother her, nope. Not at all.]

Stop saying that. [shudder] I keep on imagining Invasion of the Body Snatchers or something. You're going to let your guard down one day and a big gross thing with tentacles is going to suck your brain out with a straw.

[In case you don't get the message, how about Little Rock imitates that sucking sound?]

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

Time to stock up on rubber gloves and hand sanitizer, I think.

[cons]

That's... an ok start.

Add ammo and toilet paper to the list.