On finally turning his app in; canon is Shaggy Dog

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

You actually... posted it. Wow. Well, color me surprised here. Took you long enough, and if I'm being honest--scratch that, I'm always honest. It's how you like me best. Even if you don't? Too bad.

Anyway, I'd pretty much considered it a dead... thing. A document that'd never be finished. It'd just sit there and collect electronic dust as you forgot about it, moved on, and found some other muse to entertain your whims.

I'm not worried at all. You'll likely have a long wait, and let's not forget the muse you brought there that lasted, what, a couple of days? Your absurd interest in me won't last nearly as long. I'm sure of it.

And while we're here, need I remind you that you were so kind as to give me sensitive hearing? Please turn off that horrid noise you define as "music". I really don't appreciate certain songs being played seven times in a row.

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[scarlet_discord]

You know, being a douchebag to your mun is pretty ill advised. Especially since she's sending you to a place where every week or so they pass around a grab bag of bizarre crap to inflict on us.

As for the hearing issues, they're called earplugs. Considering you've got letters after your name and can afford about fifty bazillion of them I'm amazed it hasn't occurred to you.

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

I figure if I establish boundaries now, she'll remember them later.

[Not likely.]

Anyway, yes, I'd love to have those except, oh wait, I can't. It's just another form of torture, basically.