Regarding silly head canon on siblings.

[aslongasonecanthink]

Dear Mundane,

I don't like this.

As you are the writer here, I have no choice but to play along should you go in this direction, of course, but I do not like it.

This "head canon" you've decided on is ridiculous. My sister, really? We don't look at alike, and I don't care about "Disney's disregard for mixed breeds". Furthermore, you have no evidence for this! Besides, I don't like your amusement at what it would mean my last name would be, especially when it's very likely her stage name, and you know the arguments as to why Basil is likely my last name. (Although I admittedly don't care which way you go with that.) Are you even sure she's called that at all? Or is it even more "head canon"?

I suppose it doesn't really matter, though. No one plays her here, and you have no plans to send me anywhere, either.

That was not an invitation.

Sincerely,
Basil of Baker Street

Comments

Because these two need to meet.

[modernholmes]

Head canon can be really ridiculous sometimes.

All the detective times. :)

[aslongasonecanthink]

You'd think they'd put their minds to better use, too.

[a_budget_issue]

[Speaking of Disney's disregard for mixed breeds, here, have a rabbit who's brother is a mouse.]

Sister? Huh, I figured you'd have a brother, if anything. Who is it?

[aslongasonecanthink]

It would make more sense, considering...

But no, she's decided that one Miss Kitty, a dancer in a seedy pub, is my sister. And even she doesn't know where the idea came from.

[a_budget_issue]

Could be worse.

[aslongasonecanthink]

Granted... Still.

[a_budget_issue]

Is she an older or younger sister?

[aslongasonecanthink]

Younger.

[a_budget_issue]

Well, hope for your sake she wasn't an annoying little sister.

[aslongasonecanthink]

You have experience in that area, I take it?

[a_budget_issue]

Mine's a little brother, but yeah. He's about as annoying as they come.

[ifyoullexcuseme]

I must have lucked out in the "Mundane" I've been stuck with. I do feel terribly sorry for you, old chap.

[aslongasonecanthink]

Ah. My condolences then.

[aslongasonecanthink]

It really is quite a shame that I've been 'saddled' with her.

[modernholmes]

That is probably too much to expect.

[aslongasonecanthink]

Apparently.

[ifyoullexcuseme]

There there, she can't be all bad, can she? She's certainly no Ratigan after all.