some characters just don't understand being retired, canon is Dracula

[damngod]

Ah, look who has returned, the prodigal daughter, the woman behind the impressively advanced typewriter.

I must say you have disappointed me, dear girl, for all this terrible neglect. You must work very hard to make up for it, and do so with all haste. Let us find someplace new, shall we? I think my very presence livened up the old place, do you not?

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[companioning]

Oh. [See this? She's so not happy to see you, Vlad.] I had rather hoped you would have been left behind in that other place.

[damngod]

[Did you miss Daddy?]

In that other place, or in your dreams, never to return to your reality?

[companioning]

[Eww no. maybe]

You are truly deluded if you believe I dream of you in any way.

[damngod]

[That warms the cockles of his dead heart, truly it does.]

Ah, not of me? Then of your cowboy—or, perhaps, of the foolish nitwit who dared bathe in garlic and seek me on his own. Hmm?

[companioning]

[Yeah, nothing has changed. He still knows what to say in order to pissed her off.]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[damngod]

[It's a talent!]

Inara Serra, dragoste, have I not seen into your mind, into your heart? Have you forgotten all that passed between us when teeth supped at your neck? Need you a reminder? Ought I catch your eye again?

OMG I love him so much ;-;

[companioning]

[Her gaze shifts away and her cheeks flush regardless of everything.]

You seem to forget that it was not truly me you spent that time with , but rather my clone.

he loves you too

[damngod]

Inara, [he's practically crooning] you may say you do not know what I am talking about, but I do know what you are trying so miserably poorly to hide.

<3

[companioning]

[Her lips press together. Oh she had forgotten just how much she hates him.]

You know nothing.

come into his arms again, let him lay your body down

[damngod]

[And yet, he had not forgotten just how beautiful hate looked on her.]

You do not truly believe that.

So tempting ;-;

[companioning]

[And she had not forgotten how he liked to make her friends into his personal snack shacks.]

Prove to me I'm wrong then. What exactly is it you think you know?

annie lennox demands it, she has to obey

[damngod]

[Her fault, really, for having such weak friends.]

Why not look me in the eye and let me show you instead?

wut

[companioning]

[Mmmhmmm blame the victims.]

I'm sure you'll understand when I politely decline. [Uh uh. She's not that stupid.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhG8zC4npsE - what his lj sn was from :')

[damngod]

[Gurl did you not see the shit he pulled on Harker, Inara is getting off so easy.]

You say I know nothing but now you say I will understand your reaction? That does not match up, does it?

amaaaaaaaaaaaazing

[companioning]

[*sobs* the mun thanks you.

Her eyebrows furrow and she glances over at him for just a moment.]

I'm in no mood for your twisted games.

idk what's on her fingernails in that video though. they're distracting.

[damngod]

[Poor choice of words there, Inara.]

In your line of work, dragoste, you should not be caught saying that to a gentleman.

lawl

[companioning]

[Her eyes narrow and then she's shooting him a look of disbelief.]

When a gentleman presents himself before me perhaps then I'll remember your words.

[damngod]

[Dead heart, cockles, tickling and warming and so forth and so on.]

You ought not ask gentlemen to present anything to you in public.

[companioning]

[She lets out a bored sigh.]

And you really shouldn't be telling me what I ought and ought not be asking or doing.

[damngod]

[Try not to be so condescending, he'll have to take drastic measures.]

I suppose, then, if you are saying such things, you are aware that you really ought not to be near me...and yet, here you are. I find it very curious.

[companioning]

[Pffft, whatever.]

You don't frighten me. [She's not exactly telling the truth. He does scare her, more than she's willing to admit.]

[damngod]

[Aggravating wench.]

Does that help you sleep at night?

[companioning]

[You know it.]

I have absolutely no problem sleeping whatsoever. [She smiles quite sweetly.]

[damngod]

Is that so.

[Hey, look, he's creeping.]

Ah, now what is...Heavenly Hills? Sounds positively welcoming.

[companioning]

[She's giving him a blank look.]

How about you... oh, I don't know just don't.