some characters just don't understand being retired, canon is Dracula

[damngod]

Ah, look who has returned, the prodigal daughter, the woman behind the impressively advanced typewriter.

I must say you have disappointed me, dear girl, for all this terrible neglect. You must work very hard to make up for it, and do so with all haste. Let us find someplace new, shall we? I think my very presence livened up the old place, do you not?

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[slaegr]

... The land of the dead.

[ There goes that eyebrow. ]

Forgive me, but somewhere so named seems a less than desirable place to make one's residence.

[damngod]

It was a game I was placed in, set in the Underworld as portrayed by the Grecians, complete with the god Hades and the goddess Hecate.

Thus, with what I was given, I made a residence. [...] Many of them, actually, whether the owner was aware of it or not.

[No one barks like Vladdoggie.]