Mun isn't sure what to say about this, really...

[paininhisass]

I'm sorry if this is forward but excuse me, what do you think you're doing? You are not twelve years old anymore and I'm certain that anywhere you try to put me is going to go over well, not at all well. Just go back to writing that...poorly-written smut you've got going in the back of your notebook and forget all about this. Oh, you thought I didn't know about that? Well, I do.

I mean it, there's no chance anybody is going to want me around. Everybody is just going to laugh and you're going to make a fool of yourself. Is that what you want? Oh, it is, is it? Fine. Fine, go ahead. Put me in that kink meme, see if I care. Pretty soon you're going to see that I was right all along!

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Oh please, please don't put me in that kink meme. please.

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[whateveryouwant]

I wouldn't say nobody.

[paininhisass]

[oh, hi.

She's barely resisting the temptation to run squealing at him. Barely.]

You're the only somebody I care about, anyway.

[whateveryouwant]

Well guess you are stuck then because I want you around.

[paininhisass]

She told me I'd never find you, that there was no way you could possibly be here, but here you are.

I'm not going anywhere, Noah. Not as long as you're here.

[whateveryouwant]

Here I am, and all for you.