Munn is amused at canon, and Muse is...ambivalent but annoyed at Munn.

[knock_knock]

My dear lady, I don't suppose you could stop doing...whatever it is you like to call that nonsense you are doing.

I do not see why my facial hair is causing you to make such a ruckus. It simply should not have that effect  And I'm terribly sorry, butI  do not wish to hear anymore puns about it either. It is simply getting out of hand.

[But I mustache you a question!]
No, I'm afraid your questions will have to wait another four days until your next bout of noise-making over something entirely mundane. Some of us have better things to do than discuss if Washington is blonde or not, mate.
[He never intends to answer those questions. Hes almost as bad as his voice actor.]

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[hypoxia]

[Must not laugh. Must not laugh. Must not...]

...snrk.

....I freaking love you.

[knock_knock]

Find something funny, do you?
[Don't even start, you.]

<3

[hypoxia]

Huh? Nothing, nothing, Wyoming. Honest. I'm -snerk- I'm not laughing.

[Except Utah so is.]

[boomofo]

Wow. You really do look like a British prick underneath that getup.

[knock_knock]

Considering your...usual lack if taste I hope you don't mind if I take that as a compliment.

[knock_knock]

Of course you're not, mate.

After all, if you were I might take offense to it.
[CASUALLY pulling out his pistol and a rag, and proceeds to clean it in a totally casual manner. No one is threatening anybody.]

[freelance_lonestar]

Oh come on, Wyoming. That mustache of yours is the stuff of legends. I bet you have a whole society of dwarves living in that enchanted forest on your face.

*snrk

[knock_knock]

And you would know about mustaches, wouldn't you mdear?

Im sure you have quite the extraordinary one under that helmet.

As soon as I saw it, I pictured Wyoming as Dick Dastardly, twirling away on the 'stache.

[freelance_lonestar]

Yeah, you'd just love to get me out of my armor, wouldn't you? I'll have you know that I have a perfect head of hair under my helmet. And since I don't sweat, I don't ever get helmet head. Unlike certain agents.

Isn't it just terrific? Also I suggest you watch the Pocahantas Past Cast by Rooster Teeth.

[knock_knock]

Get you out of armor? I must say I prefer you in it Tex, and it would of course be rude of me to suggest otherwise.
[Especially when you're an AI and he knows you can't leave it. Which makes you about ten times as useful...]

Oh, I have. >:3

[freelance_lonestar]

Yeah yeah. You're just afraid I've got better abs than you.

[...Which she does. Literal abs of steel and such. But, she will remove her helmet just to flaunt that she does have awesome hair - be it synthetic or not - she's kinda proud of her fake face.]

Im wondering if I know you on the RT site now. Also am I allowed to bring Gary into this thread?

[knock_knock]

[Not batting an eye.]


On the contrary, mate! Your abs don't frighten me in the least.Ohohohoho...

I don't really do much regarding forums and junk. Just watch the shows mainly. Go right ahead~!

[freelance_lonestar]

They should. I've got abs and buns of steel. ...Well more like titanium, but you get the idea.

Thats cool too. And here you are- one deceitful humorous AI.

[whos_there]

Well under normal circumstances I would be simply terrified, Allison, but today I'm afraid I have a bit of an advantage.

KNOCK KNOCK.

Woo!

[freelance_lonestar]

Just because I don't have Omega doesn't mean I'm not a threat.

Ever think that Gamma, who's whole thing is lying, may have been lying to you at some point.

[Must... not... respond...] ...Ugh... who's there?