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[oneitalyunderme]

Exactly how long do you expect me to tolerate this humiliating position you have forced me into? Stuck in a building full of assassins with only a single worthwhile ally amid a flock of useless idioti?

You are holding me back from fulfilling my destiny, and I will not be content to remain powerless forever.

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[no_stopping]

Ooh, destiny. How impressive.

[oneitalyunderme]

Yes, of course. However, one cannot fulfill one's destiny without the proper means.

[no_stopping]

Scary. And what are the means you need?

[oneitalyunderme]

Soldiers, of course. Competent men willing to fight and die to create a great empire.

Needless to say, I am finding such men to be in short supply.

[no_stopping]

I would imagine so. Men willing to die are shockingly scarce.

[oneitalyunderme]

In a place without money it is most difficult to find them, si.

[no_stopping]

So wait for your "destiny" until you find a place with money.

[oneitalyunderme]

I have no where else to go at the moment. Besides, the opinion of a girl is quite useless to me.

[no_stopping]

You mentioned being stuck in a building of... assassins.

[Smiling slightly.] Oh, a sexist? Not surprising. We are from different times, after all.

[oneitalyunderme]

Si, assassins. There are enough that they seem to have no problem openly displaying exactly what they are for everyone to see.

Sexist? [He doesn't know about your fancy new social concepts and strange ideas about equality.]

[no_stopping]

Who are they going to assassinate? [This one is not familiar with AC lore, sadly.]

Yeah. "Women are inferior, hurr." I can't blame you, considering your time, just like I said.

[oneitalyunderme]

Me, you, your father, your brothers... anybody who stands in their way.

[Unfamiliar is always good, no one usually has a favorable view of any assassins anyway if they aren't already associated with them.]

Women have their places, just as men do. Are you suggesting this changes significantly with time?

[no_stopping]

They sound, uh... determined?

In my time, most reasonable people in the industrialized world don't think like that.

LOOK. SUBJECT LINES. SHIT SON

[pimpcoat]

I would also like to express my displeasure with this situation. We have matters to attend to back home, si?

DAT SUBJECT LINE

[oneitalyunderme]

Unfortunately, there is nothing we can do about that right now. However, if we are stuck away from home, I would like to be given the chance to make the most of it. Instead, we are forced to stand back because the assassini outnumber us and there is no good help these days.

I KNOW RIGHT

[pimpcoat]

[Hnnn]

Do you think any of our allies will arrive? I am not sure if recruiting is such a good idea, after what happened with Jack...

[oneitalyunderme]

After this much time I am not convinced of it... but it is still possible. You showed up, after all.

...Jack was a mistake, I realize. I should have known from the start.

[pimpcoat]

It is a good thing I did.

[Otherwise Cesare would be stuck with a useless pretty-boy and... well, Pyrrha. He likes Pyrrha, sure, but... what could she do, apologise to the Assassins until they gave up?]

He did not deserve your time.

[Hmph.]

...Or mine, for that matter.

[oneitalyunderme]

Well, I would not say that... I did consider him a friend. Training him kept me amused as well.

[pimpcoat]

He was a delusional fool.

[He thought he could take Micheletto's place, even! What nonsense.]

We are better off without him.

[oneitalyunderme]

You are letting your emotions on the matter cloud your judgement.

But enough of that, I have already admitted that it was a mistake to make him a Templar. He would have been better off not becoming involved in that way.

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Cesare, oh Cesare, arrogant and smarmy
Says he'll conquer, and now we must ask:
Oh? You and what army? ♪

[oneitalyunderme]

[The army of his boot in your loins]

[regretzio]

[OW MY LOINS]

[dissonant doubled-over chord]

...jerk! ♪

[pimpcoat]

[cheese_for_everyone]

Poor little Cesare thinks he will rise above all the mortal men, not knowing what really awaits him.

[oneitalyunderme]

...What a ridiculous outfit. I hope you don't expect anyone to take you seriously while you are wearing that.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Being taken serious isn't really what you need when you're The Mad God.

[oneitalyunderme]

Then I can simply discount anything you say to me as lunacy.

[cheese_for_everyone]

[He's not going to say anything, he'll just be turning a random boulder into a sweet roll.]

[oneitalyunderme]

...Interesting trick.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Of course I can also drive a man insane but I don't believe you want me to demonstrate that with just you here.

[oneitalyunderme]

No, that will not be necessary. [Freak.]

[cheese_for_everyone]

I heard that. Do you really want to upset me?

[oneitalyunderme]

Heard what? My thoughts?

[Freakfreakfreak]

[cheese_for_everyone]

Yes. I can hear your thoughts.

[foundintranslation]

You think that all but one of an entire village is "useless"? I have trouble believing that...

[oneitalyunderme]

[Oh hey, a beautiful exotic foreigner.]

Village? No. I would be willing to show you around, however. Care to see a real city?

[foundintranslation]

[Blink] A real city?

Do you mean "London"?

[oneitalyunderme]

London? Ha! No, Roma, the grandest city in the world.

[The only problem is, where he's stuck there is only a replica of Rome devoid of all life.]

You do not want anything to do with the English, Signorina. Italia is where you want to visit.

[foundintranslation]

...Really.

[A pause.] And what makes 'Italia' so much better than London- or anywhere else?

[oneitalyunderme]

Englishmen wouldn't know glory if they tripped and fell face first into it, their cities are pathetic just like their men.

I am sure Roma is like nothing you have ever seen in... where is it you are from? China?

[foundintranslation]

Now wait a minute-- You shouldn't be so quick to judge.

Having pride in your home doesn't mean you have to speak badly of other's.

[She's starting to get a bit annoyed with the man now; her brow furrowed. Still, she quickly settles down.] ...And I come from Tsenacommacah. Pale ones have recently taken to calling it "the new world".

[oneitalyunderme]

Trust me, I am not judging quickly. I know what I am talking about.

[Cesare tends to have that effect on people.]

Aah, the new world. You have come across Conquistadores?

[foundintranslation]

Then you should try to meet more Englishmen.

...[Shaking her head] No... I've never met anyone by that name. Only settlers from far off who seem to want my father's land.

this mun should check the ac tag more often, really.

[ilprincipe]

[Well color him surprised! He never expected to see such a familiar and handsome face around here.]

Ha, a familiar argument. I've been through it once myself. [a slight, smug chuckle.]

Learn quick to mold your writer into something worthy of your army. When there are many of the assassin, and only a small handful of us, you must take control of your relationship immediately.