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Back here, huh? Listen, I have better shit to do than watch you twiddle your thumbs. If you're gonna put me somewhere then do it. If you're gonna be a little bitch, don't even bother.

Just make sure there're broads there. And shit to kill.

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Some requirements.

I'm an easy guy.

...You have your priorities figured out.

Who needs those?

If they include "shit to kill", I guess plenty of people need them.

Tch, who said that was a priority? Maybe I'm just lookin' to have a good time if I'm gettin' dumped someplace.

Always so charming, Mugen.

For someone who couldn't find a stinky samurai, ya found me pretty fast, girly.

Found you? It's impossible to miss you.

You comin' onto me or somethin'?

In your lonely dreams.

Pft.

Your mun doing anything with ya, dummy?

She keeps saying she is, but she hasn't found a place. I wish she'd just hurry up and pick one.

Sounds about as indecisive as you. My mun wants t'know if anywhere's caught her eye.

Hey, I'm perfectly focused when I need to be!

...and no, not recently. There was a place a few months ago, but that one faded out.

When you're gettin' kidnapped someplace?

Yeah. Mine's been the same way. Broads are useless.

I wouldn't be kidnapped if my bodyguards ever did their jobs!

You aren't exactly easy to work with, either.

Bodyguards? When'd you start payin' us, girly?

I'm plenty easy. Trust me. [ Wink. ]

When I saved your lives, that's when!

Auuugh! [ MUGEN YOU ARE THE GROSSEST Fuu is officially Not Listening ]

And I saved yours like eighty-six times. I'd call that even.

[ He chuckles a little because A PART OF HIM KIND OF MISSES FUU, OKAY? ] You haven't changed at all, have ya?

And you wouldn't have had to if you had actually been doing your job from the start.

[ She might have missed him too but she will NEVER EVER admit to that. Ever. ] I've changed, you're just too dumb to notice.

Well maybe if stupid lil girls didn't run off like a dumbass every hour of the day.

[ Admit to what? There are clearly no feelings here. ] Still seem flat and whiny to me.

Most of the time I'm looking for you!

[ Exactly. None whatsoever. ] No, I just...wear clothes that are too big. I shouldn't have to show anything off. [ Yeah, that's it. ]

Too bad I can't say the same for you, huh?

[ :| ] ... you ain't got nothin' to show off!

[ Excuse Mugen while he laughs. ]

You--

Why do I even bother!?

[ And pardon Fuu while she throws a sandal at his face ;; ]