[homeless, voice test]

[ichijou]

Honestly. Do you think you can truly play me to my full potential in a way that these plebeians will find interesting? I feel as if no one can comprehend my sophistication. I would have done my nails for nothing.

You dragged me out here when I could be making millions off of the insipid masses every day. What a waste of time. The sooner you realize that, the better.

Comments

[no_stopping]

...Wow. You must be tons of fun at parties.

[ichijou]

Of course I am. I haven't gotten to my position if I was a wallflower.

[no_stopping]

Are you looking for a place to go? Because I feel sorry for wherever you end up.

[ichijou]

I don't look for places. Places look for me. I am grateful for your concern. It is difficult to find a place perfect for myself. So many of these places are just so ghastly.

[no_stopping]

My mun's helping someone start a completely new community. It's totally empty right now, but I'm sure once it gets a few people you could make millions there. You know, off the "insipid masses."

[ichijou]

Oh? That does interesting.

But how will I make millions if nothing costs money? Unless you're insinuating that I would have power over everyone else if I was one of the first?

[no_stopping]

You could take a lot of monopoly money from free board-games in stores and call it real. [Snerk.]

[ichijou]

A-are you mocking me?

[no_stopping]

Whoah, calm down, monopoly is serious shit!

[ichijou]

I refuse to take fake rainbow money and seriously give it more value than the paper I use to wipe with.

[no_stopping]

Hush, hush. If things are free, money is worthless anyway. Besides, rainbow things are pretty cool.

[ichijou]

You sound like one of those free-spirited types that I see every now and then. I cannot understand how people can accept a place without money. You cannot eat rainbow-colored things nor use them to impress your peers.

[no_stopping]

There are better ways to impress.

[ichijou]

With what? Things that come for free? There is no effort involved.

[no_stopping]

You must be a politician or something.

[ichijou]

Heavens, no. I am above politics. I am a manager within the illustrious Teiai company.

[no_stopping]

Never heard of it.

[ichijou]

It's one of the biggest corporations in my world. I aim to someday inherit it through my hard work.

[no_stopping]

Don't you have any other goals?

[ichijou]

Obtaining that goal is like owning all the properties in Monopoly. Everything comes easily after that.

[no_stopping]

What about love or happiness?

[ichijou]

Easily obtained with money. It's not as free as you'd think.

ngl, I almost died from sheer joy

[drshouta]

Huh... Guess the fanfics were true, then.

i have to say, same here. eee ibaru *A*

[ichijou]

There is literature about me, boy?

the fact you know ibaru makes me love you even more

[drshouta]

If by literature you mean gay porn.

Squee :D

[ichijou]

G-

That is absurd. That is a deceitful lie. You are much too young to even know about such things.