[homeless, but thinking about apping her to eway!]

[sweatertown]

What do you mean, everyone wants to "play" me? Like, a trick?

What is it with people and playing weird pranks on me? Do I look like some kind of mook?!

Wait, roleplaying? Oh my God, that sounds like the kind of dorky stuff Dipper would be into, not me. And I'm pretty sure he'd get more of a kick out of exploring some dumb ol' mansion than I ever would!

Clearly you have got the wrong girl!

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grghakrl;g! Words cannot describe how happy I am to see you.

[littledipper]

Hey, the stuff I'm into isn't dorky.

heeeee i'm shocked there aren't more mabels, man

[sweatertown]

Uhh, nope! A lot of it is pretty dorky, hahaha.

Or Dippers, this show needs more recognition!

[littledipper]

I don't go around knocking your hobbies, besides some of the stuff I look into saved our lives a couple times.

it's all over tumblr, at least! XD

[sweatertown]

Psshaw! Only like barely!

[...]

Pffff, I'm teasing Dipper, geez! Don't look so mad! [Smack!]

Everything is nowadays.

[littledipper]

He he, yeah your right. [Dipper rubs his arm]...ow

And it's not like anything from town followed us here. [...yet.]

[sweatertown]

I dunno! This lady-person is saying there's lots of weirdo things to run into around here! But I'm not too worried. I've got some mad skillz, you know.

[littledipper]

Yeah...weird things. [Since he saw the physical subconscious of a rabbit, and and it talked to him Dipper's prepared to see almost anything.]

You should be careful Mabel, not that I doubt your...'skills' or anything.

[sweatertown]

Don't woooorry! I have got this under control!

[She flaps her sleeves enthusiastically and then...hits herself in the face. Oops.]

[littledipper]

Riiiiight.

Anyway I think Grunkle Stan, should be around here somewhere.

[sweatertown]

What? How'd he get caught up in this? I thought crazy shenanigans were our turf!

[littledipper]

He's not in it exactly. He doesn't think anything's up...as usual.

[cosmic_employer]

Consider this a ^{temporary job, _Miss Mabel.}

[sweatertown]

Oh, Grunkle Stan, that scallywag! He should really get those cataracts taken care of before he walks right into a, um, a talking plant or something!

That was my Dipper impression, bee-tee-dubs!

jesus fucking crackers

[sweatertown]

[...Well, this guys a little creepy!]

Other than the Mystery Shack, I haven't really had a job before! If that...even counts as a job, actually! I dunno!

[Shrug!]

I'm not sure I'm ready for another one, is my point, Mr. Creepy Voice.

mabel freeman who was gordan freeman's sister...

[cosmic_employer]

From ^my experience it is not too _different ^from being a ^part of a game.

Like a certain _prospective employee of mine, _Gordan Freeman. You could say I've ^'enabled' him into different games...

ldfkjslkjaldkjfas hahahahahahahahaha

[sweatertown]

Uh...huh.

So, what, like. Dungeon and Dragons? That kind of game?

[littledipper]

Please don't remind me of his cataracts, I think his driving came closer to doing us in than anything else.

[sweatertown]

And yet, here we are! Look on the bright side, Dip!

[littledipper]

Fair enough.

I suppose I can't argue with that.

[cosmic_employer]

I _see it as a larger game of chess, at ^least in terms of your limited _vocabulary.

Just as Gordan _Freeman was a piece, so are ^you.

[sweatertown]

Yeah!

So, uh. Is your person gonna make you go someplace too?

[sweatertown]

...Hey! My vocabulary is just, uh, fantabulous! Thank you very much!

And excuse you? I ain't no piece of meat!

[Z-snap.]

[littledipper]

He's thinking about maybe sending me to something, but he isn't sure where exactly. However based on what I've heard about those places I hope it stays that way.

[sweatertown]

Well, wherever you go, I'm following right behind! After all, who else is gonna save your butt?

[littledipper]

Don't you mean, who else is gonna save your butt?

[sweatertown]

Hahahaha, nope. You're the sidekick, Dipface!

[littledipper]

Seriously, are people saying that? I'm feeling a little self-conscious here.

[sweatertown]

Beep boop!

[Nose poke!]

Stop being silly, Dipper! Hahahaha!