on probably going to dirtyvegasrp

[heatedup]

You know I'm not gay, right?

[No, that's just what you tell yourself. You've never successfully fucked a girl.]

Hey, there's Siobhan!

[You haven't had sex yet, she doesn't count.]

You suck.

[No, that's you.]

[Glower.]

[Don't make it so easy then. Face it: you couldn't top a pizza.]

This better be good. You're gonna be really sad you put in all that effort if it isn't. See, I know how to actually threaten you in a way that makes sense.

I mean, I guess you could've done worse. Maybe.

Comments

[thewanderer]

On the bright side, you'll be in the middle of a desert. It's pretty damned hot there these days.

[heatedup]

Yeah? [Smile.] That's cool, then.

[thewanderer]

Or the opposite thereof.

[heatedup]

You're hilarious.

[thewanderer]

I do my best.

[heatedup]

So what are the chances of that "now kiss" thing happening even though we don't know each other?

[thewanderer]

Pretty good. You're still my type.

[heatedup]

Do you have a more specific type than "possessing a penis?"

[thewanderer]

Yes, actually.

It's 'young, pretty, and preferably possessing a penis'.

[heatedup]

So you're a pedo. [Noah doesn't know what he's talking about. Possibly "provoke Rhys into wanting to smack me around" is just a kneejerk reaction at this point.]

[thewanderer]

I'm not interested in children, I'm interested in young men. Don't exaggerate. [He rolls his eyes.]

[heatedup]

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Cradle-robber.

[thewanderer]

Brat.

[heatedup]

[Grin.] Codger.

[thewanderer]

Urchin.

[heatedup]

What? That doesn't even make sense.

[thewanderer]

On the contrary, it makes perfect sense.

[heatedup]

How am I an urchin?

[thewanderer]

How am I a codger?

[heatedup]

Because you're old and kindof ornery!

[thewanderer]

And you're young and troublesome.

[heatedup]

That's totally not what an urchin is.

[thewanderer]

Isn't it?

[heatedup]

No! An urchin is a homeless child.

[element_wizard]

Red heads. He also likes red heads.

[thewanderer]

I actually have no specific hair-colour preference.

[element_wizard]

But you do like them.

[growsowngoats]

What's with the frowny face, love? Liking boys is pretty nice you know, I rather enjoy it myself.

[heatedup]

I know, babe. I do love you. But I guess you're an exception to the rule. So hey, you're exceptional! [Thumbs up!]

[growsowngoats]

I wasn't worried, I'd kind of know if you were faking interest. Don't think I'm anything special though, I just have a bit of a bigger toolbox than your average lass. But hey, if I can be special to you that's all I need... and I'm babbling again, aren't I?

[heatedup]

Yeah, but it's really adorable when you babble.

Also: toolbox confused me because it sounds like a euphemism for a body part and you're nice and small but then I realized you were probably talking about something else.

I don't know if I'll have met you yet when I go to this game. Mun hasn't decided.

[growsowngoats]

[ Ahem, cheeks going a little pink now, yes. ]

You think the most ridiculous things are adorable.

I wouldn't want to be an inconvenience for you anywhere, though muns seem to enjoy inconveniencing us if they think it makes things more fun. I mean the newest addition over here, oh dearie me that poor lad [ The "lad" is ten years her senior... ] is being put through hell for no good reason, I'm a die hard pacifist but I'm telling you even I'm starting to want to deal out some slaps and I think maybe we need to get me a gag or something.

[heatedup]

[Noah needs a moment to process the image of Siobhan with a gag. Please hold.]

[And we're back.] I don't know what she's up to but hopefully that guy gets a break soon. And it would be pretty hot if you slapped someone, not gonna lie.

This game is a place where I have to have sex with other guys. [All the internal unsureface...he feels like he needs her permission to be able to deal with it.]

[growsowngoats]

[ This could probably be arranged Noah, never fear. ]

It's a long story really, but if you hang out with Gabe some time he might tell you a somewhat censored version. He's not supposed to talk about the place he was born, all very secretive and whatnot.

Want to see me slap someone? Just get treated badly when I'm around and you just might get your wish, I'm very protective of the people closest to me.

[ Have a kiss on the cheek. ] And dinna fash yersel about that game all right? Do what you need to do, and enjoy it as much as you can.

[heatedup]

[He smiles. Wow, it's totally awesome having a girlfriend who always just gets what he means, without him having to fumble and apologize and worry about miscommunication.] Thanks, babe.

And if you slapped someone for me, the next order of business would probably be home and then sex.

[growsowngoats]

Now you're just being a terrible influence, I'm supposed to be against hurting people!

[ Said with a giggle. ]

It does take some of the satisfaction out of it that it hurts me about as much as it hurts the person I'm slapping. If I'm angry enough I don't really care though, I have a ridiculously high pain tolerance anyway.

[heatedup]

Hmmm...that is relevant to my interests. [All mischief and not-so-evil plans.]

[growsowngoats]

I bet it is, firecracker. [ It's adorable and giving her the warm fuzzies. ] It's very distracting when you scheme, you know. I get all hot and bothered and I don't know what you're thinking, just that you're thinking something.

[heatedup]

[Grinning like a bitch.] Just as planned.

[growsowngoats]

[ Watch it Noah, you might get slapped. ]

You know, I have this sneaking suspicion that you might actually be evil and are just really good at hiding it behind lots of clumsy charm.

[heatedup]

Hey! My charm is not clumsy!

[growsowngoats]

Sorry, hidden by lots and lots of incredibly smooth charm. [ She's being so sincere too! ]

[heatedup]

[ >:| ]

[growsowngoats]

[heatedup]

[That is so unfair.]

[growsowngoats]

[ She's not sorry. ]

Okay, I will admit you were pretty smooth at that party.

[ You know the one. ]

[heatedup]

[Yes. Yes we do. And from that smirk, he knows too.] With absolutely no help from you.

[growsowngoats]

[ Oh would you look at that shade of red, she can't believe she actually did that, if we're being honest here. ]

Not my fault you were being irresistible.

[heatedup]

Not my fault you can't keep your hands to yourself.