[ gestures and yep, dragging his favourite giant green rage machine down to an empty-ish lab and there are freaking his old suits set up. ] Go forth and smash, Jolly Green.
They're also, hello, broken and spares. [ shrugging and WATCHING. ] I needed him to do this anyways, you know Pep. I put sensors in the armor and now I can see how hard he can hit things, figure out how much reinforcement I'd need for a suit so if he does accidentally turn on us and our favourite Curtain-wearer isn't around for him to smash.
I trust Bruce and Hulky over there. Really, I do. But sometimes... I don't know. Bruce needs some reassurance that if Buddy goes out of control, we have a way to make sure he's not gonna hurt anyone. [ then yep, yelling. ] HEY, BUDDY. Isn't that right? You're happy as long as we let you smash bad-guys and you wouldn't smash Pepper over here, right? Because I'd be pretty sad if you did.
[ waving hands at Pepper. ] Hello, what part of 'genius boyfriend' do you not understand? [ folding his arms and then, bending to pick up the helmet. ]
Keep going Buddy, I have a good bunch more of these you can smash.
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Do you want the internet destroyed?!
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A lot of stuff, actually. We can claim it's for science when your other half comes back.
[ SHIT. EATING. GRIN. ]
This is how you deal with a guy like him. Find something to do and we do it. [ eyebrow waggle at pepper. ]
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Fine. Can you do that, Hulk. Maybe? [So unsure and just...backing up slightly behind tony.]
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[ gestures and yep, dragging his favourite giant green rage machine down to an empty-ish lab and there are freaking his old suits set up. ] Go forth and smash, Jolly Green.
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Tony! Those are memories you're letting him destroy!
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I trust Bruce and Hulky over there. Really, I do. But sometimes... I don't know. Bruce needs some reassurance that if Buddy goes out of control, we have a way to make sure he's not gonna hurt anyone. [ then yep, yelling. ] HEY, BUDDY. Isn't that right? You're happy as long as we let you smash bad-guys and you wouldn't smash Pepper over here, right? Because I'd be pretty sad if you did.
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[Standing behind Tony, staring at the mask on the floor.]
That's a bit....drastic.
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Keep going Buddy, I have a good bunch more of these you can smash.
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'Genius boyfriend who frequently does stupid things because he feels like it."
[And screaming and ducking.]
Maaaybe I should go.