[not so used to this.] Tony ... TONY? [gets hit with a faceful of clothes, honestly staring up at her in shock.] A multiverse -- you mean another timeline?
Yeah. [ this is her eyebrow raising Bruce, keep up with what she's saying. ] I'm a classy lady in my timeline. Everyone else though, male. Very male. So basically, everyone is apparently the same except me in your timeline. Jeez, keep up with the program, Big Guy.
... [ enjoy that tony stark grin on her face, bruce. it's very shit eating and it's obvious she really wants to laugh. ]
[rubs his face, nope, still here, so... this was real. that shit eating grin is so very Tony in every way.] Big Guy is the other one. Seeing you as a woman is, ah, disconcerting. [specially because she's as good looking as Tony-- wait, that didn't sound right.]
[ Grins. ] Wrong, he's the other guy. Your words, not mine. You? You're totally the big guy. Big brain, n' all.
[ No, no, go on, Bruce. Tony's heard this before.
considering she's in a musebox-game-thing where there're two bruces, 3 other very male tonys, at least 5 lokis, 3-ish Thors, three-ish Hawkeyes and one pepper and one Natasha.
also, totally stroking her ego there. She knows an appreciative look when she sees one. she gets one from one of the bruces. pretty constantly. but only when they're alone. jeez. ]
So I'm told. [ just gonna... grin. ] Man, sure is getting cold, Banner. Wonder how'd that feel if I was naked. [ pointed look. ] Oh wait, I can totally ask you. I mean, you're sitting there, naked. So, how's the air, Bruce?
[well, she earned one of his shy sort of smiles with her first words, but it falls away with the second]
Cold. So, any way we could change that before I turn into a woman? [way too used to standing in front of people naked anymore. way, way to use. going to ignore that she's really good looking. because, well, naked.]
Pretty sure I hit you in the face with clothing about five minutes ago. I can't blame you for forgetting, I am pretty attractive. You should see how my ass looks my favourite pair of jeans. [ gestures at the clothing, and yep, that is a smirk. such an evil smirk. sob. ] Don't mind me, pretend I'm not even here. [ such a dick. even as a woman. ]
[she what now? he could face palm right about here. letting a woman distract him. he was better than that.]
[slides into clothing, rolling his eyes.] Woman or man, you are still an ass, Tony. [least he managed to keep from ah, embarrassing himself 'physically' in front of her]
[ GRINNING. ] Smartass, don't forget that. [ nudging with a foot. ] I'd also like to point out that your ass isn't all that bad either. [ SMIRKING. embarrass bruce? yes. this sounds good. ]
[not blushing. NOT interested. no. no. no.] Still an ass either way. [voice isn't slightly higher or aything. tony didn't HIT on him at least! his tony!]
Yeah, I know. [ BIG SMIRK. nice shade of red there... definitely gonna see how red he could make bruce go before he goes green... ] You're pretty cute when you blush, Big guy. [ yep, settling besides. ] Really cute, actually. Could watch you all day. [ hi bruce, hope you're okay with being her leaning post. ]
[well, have some flaily bruce as he wriggles out from under her, blushing hard to his ear-tips and quickly (frantically) pulling on the shirt] E-Enough of that, Stark.
[ leeeeaning in again. Squinting at him, then SMIRKING. ] Enough of what, Bruce? Me teasing you? [ grinningggg... just be glad that if she seriously thought she was over stepping a line, she'd be backing off. ]
You know exactly what I mean. [he could rival a tomato at the moment. why is Tony Stark of all people doing this to him? he doesn't care about this stuff and Tony is his good friend!]
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Multiverse, Tony Stark. [ gestures to self. ]
I got clothes for you. [ how is it that only female tony manages to actually bring clothes for bruce. jeez. yep tossing. ]
So. Fox news pisses you off. [ ... so so so amused by this. ] Good to know.
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... [ enjoy that tony stark grin on her face, bruce. it's very shit eating and it's obvious she really wants to laugh. ]
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[ No, no, go on, Bruce. Tony's heard this before.
considering she's in a musebox-game-thing where there're two bruces, 3 other very male tonys, at least 5 lokis, 3-ish Thors, three-ish Hawkeyes and one pepper and one Natasha.
also, totally stroking her ego there. She knows an appreciative look when she sees one. she gets one from one of the bruces. pretty constantly. but only when they're alone. jeez. ]
So I'm told. [ just gonna... grin. ] Man, sure is getting cold, Banner. Wonder how'd that feel if I was naked. [ pointed look. ] Oh wait, I can totally ask you. I mean, you're sitting there, naked. So, how's the air, Bruce?
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Cold. So, any way we could change that before I turn into a woman? [way too used to standing in front of people naked anymore. way, way to use. going to ignore that she's really good looking. because, well, naked.]
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[slides into clothing, rolling his eyes.] Woman or man, you are still an ass, Tony. [least he managed to keep from ah, embarrassing himself 'physically' in front of her]
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