[ One minute he's standing there, feeling pretty pleased about his get-out-of-work solution, the next he's face down in the dirt, breath knocked out of his lungs, feeling like he'd just been hit with a truck. ]
[by the time Tony gets up and looks back around, there is a very naked Bruce standing there looking almost sheepish.] Really, Tony, that's how you decide to get out of work?
[takes it with a grateful look] Better than being stark naked. [pause, tiny pleased smirk at the pun.] Not even sure how I ended up here, to be honest with you.
[shakes his head over Tony's arrogance.] Actually, not a clue. Was reading the news online and then [gestures] I was here watching you get out of work by throwing money at it. Sort of.
See, that's your problem. Right there. Reading the news. It pissed everybody off. Especially if you read the idiot commentary by "readers just like us" at the bottom of the article.
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(thank you for making me crack up)
(you are most welcome)
[ He holds out his very expensive, one of a kind phone. ]
Go nuts.
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You, my friend, are a lifesaver.
(sorry. sort of. XD)
(now I cracked up)
Okay. We're okay. I think.
(my pleasure)
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As far as ideas go, I think it was one of my better ones. Here.
[ Shrugging out of his jacket, he holds it out. ]
Sorry. It's all I got.
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[ He sounds haughty, but he's grinning. Because hey, Tony can appreciate a good pun. ]
You have any idea what set the big guy off?
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(how far do you want to take this? ^^)