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If I were not trapped inside your sadistic fucking mind I would murder you.

I won't ask if you enjoy making me miserable. By this point that is a well established fact of my life. You live for the days you get to rip me open from the inside.

I Hate You.

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Fucking word. Well, not so much on the murdering, not really my style, but you know what I mean.

I would have to kill you if you tried. Robin lives in that mind.

Like I said, I don't really do violence. Your... whatever he is, is safe. Well, from me.

Friend. Best friend.

You don't have that many of those, do you?

I don't need many.

Just need him, huh?

Yes.

What use would I have for more?

I know the feeling, though you deserve more sympathy than me for it, really.

Sympathy is for the broken. I don't need it. I just need her to stop fucking with my life.

Means you won't get to fuck with him though.

Rather that than fuck it up.

You sure about that? I'm not judging, just a friendly question. You're stronger than me, man. I couldn't do it.

He's my best friend. All this shit is doing is throwing wrenches in his life. I'd sooner lose any of this than lose that bastard.

A simple murder wouldn't even suffice.

Babe, we've been over this, murder doesn't solve anything.

No, it does not. Severe torture sure does.

No, it doesn't. You can't do that to a person and not break a little yourself. 'Least that's what I think. And I kinda like you, you know. I'd rather you didn't do that to yourself.

If there was any truth behind that, I would be long since broken beyond repair now, wouldn't I?

You can love, there's still hope.

Oh yes, I am the mistress of all emotions. [ :| ]

Well, you're a Mistress at least.

Start calling me that - or 'My Queen' - and I might have to talk some sense into you.

Mm, I love it when you talk dirty.

[ Now he's just being an ass on purpose. ]

[ Which, of course, means she will react in a mean sort of way. ]

Mhmm, I love it when you're all by yourself tonight.

All by myself, naked, with my thoughts.

I never said it would be simple

You also did not say 'severe emotional and physical torture to match my respective torments', either.

I don't have to. She knows what I would do to her. After all, I learned from the best.

How bad is it?

One of the others up here destroys people one function at a time as a hobby. And has done so for thousands of years. I can still make him cringe with the plans I have for her.

I must say, I am intrigued. The others, in my case, are hardly as plagued as I am - they cringe more easily, with the exception of one.

I've been told I have an inspired imagination.

I find myself agreeing to that.

Oh ho, someone is in a snit, aren't they? If you're tht missable, you should be proactive and do something about it instead of clutching your pearls and whining.

But, kitten.

You don't even murder me.

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