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[like_a_leper]

Hrm...

You want to send me into outer space, in a confined space with a bunch of other people because you happened to come across a persuasive "god" of chaos?

OK, the chaos thing I like, but everything else is questionable. I mean, I won't even have my favorite knife on me - there's a line that should never be crossed and you're toeing it. My ability to improvise can only be relied on so much.







Nah, scratch all of that. This is going to be a hoot and a half if only because I'll get to be creative.

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[like_a_leper]

[ BUT! But... it will be a universal type of fun? :D?]

Oh, ohhhh don't you go breaking my heart with lies now, because I can see it in you, quivering on the inside and all. [He can definitely smell fear. Yup. But he's grinning wide and bright at the masked kid.]

Oh, I don't care about him all of the time, you should know that. His toys are just as fun to play with.

[lethalforce]

[shhh just pretend he's still on the ship.]

Yeah we all know how you like to treat your toys.

[unfiltrating]

[ JASON NO SHHHHH I CAN DO IT ]

[lethalforce]

[NO YOU CAN'T YOU ARE LIKE SIX]

[unfiltrating]

[ EXCUSE ME I AM ALMOST FOURTEEN SOON AND I HAVE LIKE SO MANY ABS ]

[lethalforce]

[SHH SIT DOWN YOU ARE SHORT AND YOU HAVE LITTLE ABS AND NO GUNS]

[unfiltrating]

[ WHAT SHUT UP LOOK AT THESE THINGS THAT BOY IS A MONSTER ]

[ A NOT AT ALL NOODLY MONSTER ]

[lethalforce]

[SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR KNOBBY KNEES]

[unfiltrating]

[ MANLY KNEES SHUT UP I'M AN ACROBAT ]

[like_a_leper]

I treat them like they deserve to be treated.

[lethalforce]

I'm really thinking you just weren't breastfed as a baby.

[like_a_leper]

You're assuming that I didn't spring forth fully formed from my Daddy's thigh.

[lethalforce]

I didn't say you weren't born an evil little prick.

[like_a_leper]

Mmm, you've gotten good at recognizing your own.

[unfiltrating]

[ universal fun does not involve bombs or barbed wire, bro ]

[ GREATER- teenage flight instincts- refusing to be overwritten, and he stands his ground still but he doesn't rebut; just flexes his hands at his sides. ]

You'd have to get to any of them first. You know, you're kind of grossly outmatched here. I'd watch out.

[like_a_leper]

[... No? Well, damn. How about gasoline and cigarettes in matchbooks?]

Out-matched in numbers, perhaps, but you should know just what sort of tricks I've got stuffed up my sleeves. Yes, it's best to not get too cocky, bird boy.

[unfiltrating]

[ no joker NO NONE OF THESE ]

Cocky -

[ And let his guard down around this guy? He actually gives a wisp of a smile at that, small and careful. This is dangerous ground he's treading. ] I'd hate to disappoint.

But there's a lot of eyes around here. Things aren't gonna be so simple.

[like_a_leper]

[:( Sad clown it is, then.]

Do you know what all of those eyes add up to?

[He pauses and stalks a little closer, as if daring the boy blunder to make the first move. Go ahead, see what happens~]

An audience! And what is better than a grand display for waiting eyes, hrm? Not much. Wouldn't want to get boo'd or thrown off stage.