poooossibly looking for games. canon is hyouka!

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[ there are several things wrong with this situation. if he wanted to, houtarou can count them all off his fingers without needing to pause for breath, but he doesn't, and so he won't, because he's been around chitanda long enough to know that, sometimes (read: all of the time), he just can't win.

(though let it be known that he's already thought of twelve.) ]

No.

[ and still, he tries! if you can call that trying, because he knows his mun, and he knows the terrible, awful, no good places she could bring him to, and he should fight for his salvation, shouldn't he? or something.

Where's the line between fighting and begging for mercy?

quickly--! what would chitanda do? ]

Please.

[ Damn, I crossed it. ]

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You can't just assign yourself that role!

[coaches]

Theoretically.

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[ oh, theoretically. spitfire's got him there. absently, houtarou tugs a bit on his fringe as he mulls it over.

even though it's a bit of a no-brainer. ]

Well. Of course I would.

[coaches]

I'll have to figure out a way to earn your respect.

[Then he'll lecture you into the ground.]

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Why would you care? I'm just a kid.

[ that's pretty dastardly of you. ]

[coaches]

I've met some pretty impressive kids before.

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[ ... ]

Oh.

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[ That sounds a lot creepier than you meant it to sound, I think.

don't mind him, he's just going to quietly shift away, thanks. ]

[coaches]

[AH....]

What?

[Was it something he said.]

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[ mm. how should he say this? this will require some tact. ]

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You like kids, huh.

1/??

[coaches]

I...

[coaches]

[.................]

[coaches]

[did you just -- ]

[coaches]

[oh my god.]

[coaches]

WAIT

[coaches]

YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG!

done....

[coaches]

It's not like that!


[please.....]

8) 1/3

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[ ... ]

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[ ehehehehe ]

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Of course it isn't. What kind of person do you take me for, to think that way?

[coaches]

[What kind of stunt...]

I don't know, you surprised me. [NOT A PEDO THANKS.]

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I guess even active people struggle with being unprepared, too.

[ see what he did there. see it. ]

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I never said we didn't, but we accept our failings gracefully.

[Wow, low blow.]

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I don't know if you can count that as graceful. [ With that volume and your red hair, you kind of looked like a frazzled rooster. ]