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[gold_titanium_man]

Got any other bright ideas? I hope for both of our sakes you find a denizen that wears clothes and it's not a dress. It's going to be problematic enough to have a hole in my chest even if those in charge there have assured me that I'll live.

How about King Midas? Everything I touch turns to gold. My suit has gold in it. Yeah, I think it could work. [mun will fail to inform muse about Midas' stupidity]

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[manliestmaiden]

Szia! You are going to the island, too?

[gold_titanium_man]

[surprised by an unknown woman. A quick glance over corrects his thought to unknown beautiful woman]

[slight cough] Er, yes, I am, and what did you say your name was, Miss--?

[manliestmaiden]

Oh! I am Hungary. [smile] Be careful on that island. It's dangerous. I was there before!

[gold_titanium_man]

Yeah, I see that. [smirk] Why not instead of going to that island we get dinner? I know a great Shawarma place.

[ex_pepperoni652]

Tony...Midas turned his own daughter to gold.

[gold_titanium_man]

Good thing I don't have a daughter then, isn't it?

[ex_pepperoni652]

As long as birth control is around, you're safe.

[ironteen]

Maybe you should pick something that actually lets you eat.

[gold_titanium_man]

I'm open to suggestions. Mun looked through quite a few stories.

[ironteen]

Weeeell, fairy tales aren't really my thing. I do remember something about a bronze giant in one of my schoolbooks though. Greek mythology, if I'm remembering right.

That close enough to your suit?

oh, a Tony! *botherbother*

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

Hole in the chest sounds... bad. You'll live, uh, how, exactly?

lol XD

[gold_titanium_man]

Something to do with magic, not sure if I trust it, but I've seen magic in action. I'm trying to remain calm about the whole thing.

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

...Uh huh. Okay. Newsflash: magic doesn't exist.

[says the muse going to a magic spaceship jail. wut even.]

[timederp]

[Have a preteen judge you.]

And how will that work exactly?

[gold_titanium_man]

How does what work exactly? Use your nouns. [he'll judge right back]

[timederp]

[Why are adults dumb? And why is mun laughing her ass off at Homura arguing with this guy?]

You are aware that with the ability to turn anything into gold, you cannot eat or drink.

[like_a_gerbil]

I dunno, Tony. You might look good in a dress.

[gold_titanium_man]

I have a goatee, what makes you think I'd look good in a dress, Capsicle?

[like_a_gerbil]

You've got the figure for it and the confidence to pull it off.

[arach_nerd]

Great, now my mun thinks it's a great idea to shove me over there and have me be Anansi.

[gold_titanium_man]

[he'll chuckle for a moment] You mean you aren't already? [he winks, he's just messing with you]

[arach_nerd]

Hey, I may be both spider-powered and a tricksy hobbit, but Anansi was a heck of a lot less responsible than I am.

Think they'll let you be the Tin Man? I mean, man of metal needing a heart...or is that too recent to work?

[therealgenius]

Everything Midas touched turned to gold, though. Everything. So while you could turn literal shit to gold, guess what? The first time you touch a woman, she's gold, too.

Or, maybe, if you take your arc reactor out, it'll turn to gold, and all that terrible shrapnel will pierce your heart and you'll die, and that would be très bien terrible.

[*French - very very terrible]

[gold_titanium_man]

[smirk] I already turn everything I touch into gold. Though, you're shit is rather resistant.

[therealgenius]

You're missing a really big point here, Anthony, and that's that King Midas didn't do it metaphorically, but literally. As in, your glass would turn to gold, you wouldn't be able to eat or drink...you'd straight up day of thirst in a few days.

No bueno all around.