On finishing EMH at last

[thefuturist]

I know you were putting it off because of the whole getting canceled thing, but it feels good, doesn't it? The Avengers saved the world at least three dozen times, and Hawkeye only complained for ninety five percent of it. I think that's a record.

Besides, the writers didn't have a chance to make a civil war between the heroes before it got canceled, so there's a plus. And I don't have to deal with Hill breathing down my throat to register before saving people, so double plus! I'm liking this more and more the more we talk about it.

So. Where am I headed? I am heading somewhere, right? ...No? Why not? Come on, don't give me that, you have plenty of time for me. ...Seriously? Man, you are such a downer.

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[bornofthis]

Another hero...because that is precisely what is needed.

[thefuturist]

What are you talking about, I've been a hero. Along with like twenty others, give or take.

[bornofthis]

And there are a hundred more already here. You lot are ever so troublesome.

[thefuturist]

Are we now. Usually that's what the villains say. So who are you?

[ironteen]

It's starting to sound like Hawkeye complaining is a multi-universal constant.

[thefuturist]

I would not be surprised in the least, kid. Wait, who are you again?

[bornofthis]

You can call me Balthazar.

[ironteen]

The name's Tony Stark. Maybe you've heard of me?

[thefuturist]

Sounds villain-y enough. Could be a little more creative, though. I don't get any hint as to your power, huh? Whirlwind is easy enough, along with Gravitron. Although 'Doom' is a little presumptuous.

[thefuturist]

I - ...yeah, I guess so. ...Was I always this scrawny as a kid?

[bornofthis]

It is my name. I never claimed to be one of your villains. Is it not possible to be irritated by your sort without being directly opposed?

[thefuturist]

No, you didn't, but usually offending the big bads makes them angry enough to out themselves. Doesn't seem to be the case with you. What's so irritating about us, anyway?

[ironteen]

You need to get your eyes checked, old man, I'm definitely not scrawny.

[Compared to most superheroes? Yeah, he definitely is, drop of experimental supersoldier serum in him or not.]

Besides, it's not like it matters in the suit.

[bornofthis]

For one, you make terrible leaps in judgement about people.

[ His pupils flare a lovely shade of red as he starts poking around inside Tony's head. Just what are you thinking about, good sir? ]

[thefuturist]

It was just a question, jeesh.

[Say what now. Oh great. Well. Tony is naturally thinking about five different ways to improve JARVIS' coding, improving his suit's shielding system, and what he's going to eat for lunch.]

[thefuturist]

Old man?! Look Mini Me, I am not old. I am in perfect shape for my age.

[Wait a second.]

You have a suit? I have a suit at age eight? Since when?

[bornofthis]

Tell me, are the villains of your world really so weak of will that a mere insult can honestly reveal them?

[ By the way, this guy? Totally a demon. And bored with all of that surface stuff, he's going to start digging deeper. Just what makes you tick, Mr. Stark? ]

[ironteen]

Age eight? Try eighteen. I made the first one two years ago. And I've made a ton more since then.

[thefuturist]

Some of them, yeah. Uh, why are your eyes glowing like that? It's kind of freaking me out, and red generally means 'bad'.

[Is he supposed to be able to feel all this wiggling around you're doing right now? Because this is really rude of you to dig around in places you shouldn't go, like how he keeps mental tabs on all of his family, and then his arc reactor is a whole different story no one should just know about.]

[thefuturist]

Eighteen? How are you eighteen. You look like you just stepped out of middle school. Don't tell me in another universe I was kidnapped and almost killed at sixteen.

[bornofthis]

Glowing? What ever are you talking about?

[ No, not until he pushes a level deeper. Looking for some fears to play with. Which he's going to do right...about...Now.]

[ironteen]

I've never even been to middle school!

What, you didn't build your first exo-suit until you were abducted and almost killed? I made it to show up dad's latest invention at the time.

[thefuturist]

[Okay his eyes are narrowing now.]

I'm talking about the - grhk -

[There's something pushing against his mind and it feels genuinely unpleasant. Like it's digging for - no. His eyes go wide. He might have gotten a glimpse of the Technivore shoving its tentacles into his arc reactor. Pain. Immeasurable pain.]

What are you doing - I knew you were a villain!

[NOW WHERE'S HIS ARMOR.]

[callsign_warbird]

There's something to be said for going out with a win. And it was a pretty big win.

[thefuturist]

...You're right, I was boarded as a kid, wasn't I.

[What is this, being shown up by a kid version of himself? This is crap. It's so very him, but it's also crap.]

Well that's not a terrible idea, but no, I didn't build my actual suit until I was abducted and almost killed. Then I made it better. Do you have a reactor, too, or is it a suit only kind of deal.

OMG HI

[thefuturist]

[He has enough pride in him to scoff a little, tugging at his shirt proudly.]

I may have helped save the day a little. You know, anti-matter negative space and all that. But you were pretty good out there too, Danvers.

[ironteen]

Actually, I was homeschooled. Dad taught me until I was sixteen. I spent my last two years at high school with Rhodey and Pepper.

You mean the implant? I had one. The jet dad and I were on got attacked. The suit's force field was the only reason I survived, but my chest and heart were damaged.

Hi there XD

[callsign_warbird]

Yeah, you and the brain trust came through. All we did was keep him busy long enough for you to do your thing.

[She's smiling though. It was pretty satisfying to kick someone like Galactus out of the universe.]

[bornofthis]

[ Mild concern passed over Balthazar's face. Meanwhile, he was very, very interested in that small glimpse he got. And went digging for more. ]

Not only are you hallucinating, but you seem to be in pain. Would you like me to call you a doctor?

[no_ice_please]

Three dozen? Sounds like we have quite a ways to go on my end.

["Someone" has delicate emotions and can't handle too much Avengers at once.]

I'm - we're glad that the civil war doesn't come into play.