voicetesting.

[knuckledusters]

All that excitement and now...just look at you squirm.

But when you're done squirming, you can upload me more icons. Sixty? You underestimate all the expressions I'm going to need for all the trouble I'm going to get into.

For one thing, I'm wearing clothes in all of these.

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[rainfading]

Somebody's demanding.

[knuckledusters]

She passed up an icon of me in a bra and- I don't know, some kind of leather skirt maybe? I mean she didn't miss it, she looked at it and made the conscious choice that that wouldn't be useful.

I am allowed to have my doubts about this person.

[rainfading]

I have to agree that's not really comprehending our lifestyle.

I'm sure you can whip her into shape, though!

[knuckledusters]

Say the least.

Glad you have faith in me. See, it's not demanding so much as it's being upfront. Maybe even honest. She knows what to expect now.

[rainfading]

I only wish we could make deals with them--my kind of contracts.

Hey, wanna go to California?

[knuckledusters]

Hmmm, probably, what's in California? And will we leave it in California?

[rainfading]

Small towns where people don't lock their doors.

And maybe we'll leave pieces. You know, in our wake.

[knuckledusters]

It's like they haven't heard about all these dangerous criminals about.

[rainfading]

Apparently, the typist--mine--has something in the works. As per usual.

[knuckledusters]

I'm hearing.

We are going to piss off everybody there, then.

[That's- that's not even a question.]

[rainfading]

Maybe.

I'll make sure they like it.

[cariouskingme]

I am completely familiar with that kind of pain.

[knuckledusters]

Oh, you missed out on your leather skirt too?

[cariouskingme]

I have neither leather skirt nor naked icons, and it's a real shame.

[knuckledusters]

It is.

So considering your options, when it comes to convincing whoever's tapping your keys-- I would recommend taking your clothes off at the earliest opportunity.

Petitions, after all, are so easily ignored.

[cariouskingme]

I really do like the way you think.

[knuckledusters]

It gets things done.

[cariouskingme]

Which is what's important.

[knuckledusters]

Very practical.

[The v of her very gets a little lost; Dejana has a distinctly Eastern European accent, Serbian in origin.]

Do you mean it?

[cariouskingme]

Obviously. I'm not a very good liar.

[knuckledusters]

[Lightly--]

I'd say that, if I was a very good liar.

[cariouskingme]

[ She laughs brightly. ]

Maybe you'll just have to trust me. Except, oops, I might be a liar, so . . . [ Shrug! ]

[knuckledusters]

So you're an enigma, or a conundrum.

But here we are and we're talking in circles, not getting things done, so maybe you are not what you seem.

[cariouskingme]

I could get naked now.

[knuckledusters]

It would be a lie to say I hadn't considered the possibility.

You are very eager to prove that you tell the truth.

[cariouskingme]

Maybe I'm just eager to get naked.

[knuckledusters]

Great. I like that better.

[cariouskingme]

You seem eager to prove me a liar.

[knuckledusters]

I don't meet honest people. Please be a liar or I won't know how to talk to you. I'll get flustered.

[--in the most unflustered tone possible.]

[cariouskingme]

I might be all right with that.

[knuckledusters]

Good. Honesty is one thing. If you were sympathetic on top of that we would find ourselves in deep trouble.

[cariouskingme]

We, or you?

[knuckledusters]

We.

[cariouskingme]

You're not the type of person I should be sympathetic to, I guess?

[knuckledusters]

I would say that I think there are better reactions to have to me.

[cariouskingme]

Such as?