On the muse wanting canonmates but disliking some future shenanigans ]

[raceme]

Dear Miss Mundane

Of course I'm happy about the possibility of more Autobots joining our forces and yes yes I know that some cons might join as well but let's not dwell on the bad things for now but Can we focus on the real issue at hand?

You are going to get me handcuffed to a De-cep-ti-con with claws longer than my helmet during a monster invasion! I HOPE you quickly realize the consequences of this possible mess and take action to arrange it.

MORETOTHEPOINT....I take no responsibility for what may happen to him.

Comments

[copperkitty]

[Oh WOW it's THE Blurr! Forgive Cheetor as he tries (and fails) to contain his fanboyish glee.]

Handcuffed to a stupid 'con? I bet you could take 'em! They may be big and ugly, but you go speed, and everyone knows that's what matters!

[raceme]

[Oh hello. He's not used to this but some recognition is nice.]

For a bit yes AT least until one of us offline the other of we find a solution to this whole mess. [Blurr smile.] Indeeditis It's also a pity that not everyone can go as fast as you and me. [He's heard of you too, pal.]

[copperkitty]

[EEEEEE you've heard of him!

Wait, what have you heard?

Because odds are 3/4 of what people say isn't good.]

Mind if I ask how you're gonna get handcuffed in the first place? I mean, no one in the universe can move faster than you!

[Dude you're amazing and you should know that he thinks you're amazing.]

[raceme]

[Not many things. This is probably good for your reputation, but he heard that you are a fast mech and he wants to know how fast.]

By accident. I will be busy taking care of a giant monster in the middle of a frozen wasteland and then Starscream will show up and make things difficult like only he can do them. I think a prod is involved in all this as well but my mun won't tell me yet and I'm not sure if I want to know all the details I already asked why this Starscream has stiletto heels and the answer was a bit too much to take.

[my_own_trope]

Just hold still and I promise you, it'll be over quick~~.
(lol not)

[raceme]

How funny no one told me you were a comedian EXCUSE ME I don't feel that inclined to follow your wishes.

[my_own_trope]

It looks to me like you don't have much of a choice.

[raceme]

Things aren't always what they look like I WILL find a way to solve this particular problem. I have no desire to spend more time than necessary with a perverted decepticon.

[my_own_trope]

You wound me, saying such cruel things.
I might need to extract an apology.

[raceme]

Oh allow me apologize.

With my wheel in your face.