Just re-watched the Adam West Batman movie - muse has some thoughts

[inmateincharge]

God, that was terrible. Sure, those riddles were hilarious - remind me to make fun of Eddie some time, will you? - and it gives me some new material to work with - I think it's high time that I bring back the exploding shark gag! - but you're missing the most important part! I'm barely in it!

I mean, I'm the dear deluded Dark Knight's greatest adversary, and yet the kitty-cat, the guy in a question mark-covered leotard, and that squawking loon all got bigger parts than I did? That's insane! Tell you what - watch any other movie with me in it, or better yet, play through those games again, and maybe I'll let you live. [Yes, he's threatening his mun for something that's out of their control - at this point, it's to be expected of him.]

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This can only end in tears xD

[cheese_for_everyone]

Well if it isn't my favorite clown.

Of course! XD

[inmateincharge]

Oh, it's so nice to have fans! Have we met before? I'm just terrible with matching names and faces!

[cheese_for_everyone]

We've met in a certain capacity.

I am Sheogorath, the god of madness.

[inmateincharge]

Well, isn't that something? Can't say I've seen a god before - and I do like the sound of that madness shtick! How'd you get called that, anyhow? Get born into it, or did you just find some way to out-crazy everyone else?

[cheese_for_everyone]

The position was actually supposed to be a punishment but I did had to make an impression to get called that by the masses.

I mean I did invent musical instruments by using the innards and bones of a random woman.

[evilgasm]

Beats me. And you'd think an evil clown is moderately more threatening than a cat, a bird, or some jerk who has a fetish for asking questions. Tell you what, since I think I can sympathize with your nefarious plight here. You want exploding sharks? You got 'em.

I have some acid-breathing sharks I'd like to sell on a discount. They're used. Had their teeth cracked right off by a paladin. But hey, might as well blow 'em up if that's what you want.