on leaving sirenspull and looking at hollyheights

[plushrumpus]

alright.
you and me.
we gotta have a talk.
man to man.
or man to whatever.
puppet to mun how about that.
seems pretty fitting dont you think.
because theres a fuck of lot going on here and not a fuck of a lot of communication about it.
and im not sure i trust you to keep flying this thing solo.
so listen up champ because heres how it is.
you need to stop beating yourself up over this.
you know that right.
yeah sure its sad.
we left some people behind.
lil feathery bro is now minus one family member.
he might go back into mourning.
take a nasty fall down all this emotional trauma and end up with a bump on his head.
and by a bump on his head i mean developing a case of separation anxiety.
or maybe hell just resent me for accidentally ditching him a second time.
maybe he wont even care.
but no worries right.
it happens.
well just do it all over again because apparently this is how the afterlife works.
at that point you will just have to stop feeling fucking sorry for yourself for all these wasted opportunities and broken promises because its no ones goddamn fault but your own.
and we both keep suffering for it.
im only gonna say this once.
you made a grave mistake when you thought you could keep jerking me around.
if were gonna give this another shot you gotta step up your game.
or im done.

so.
are we doing this or not.
because honestly terrorizing stepford 2.0 with baby momma lalonde sounds like one of the better ideas youve had in a while.
and i am not passing up the opportunity to turn a gated community into the worlds largest bumper car arena.
you realize this right.
right.