in regards to a particular 'god' on the reserve page @ star_kingdom

[russian_roulette]

Maybe if I'm lucky he'll still be muzzled and chained.

How hard could it be to find a gold leash and a collar?

Comments

[stone_woman]

What kind of dog deserves all that gold?

[russian_roulette]

One with a God complex.

[stone_woman]

I don't think I have ever encountered such a dog, are you sure it is not part wolf?

[russian_roulette]

I don't think you understand the point of sarcasm.

[stone_woman]

Oh, I see.

[She's feeling bashful, but she's trying not to show it.]

What kind of crime did they commit to receive such a thing?

[russian_roulette]

That's a long list, I would be sitting here all day explaining all his crimes. The worst so far is the attempted invasion of earth.

[stone_woman]

[She looks at the other like she's a little batty, that made it sound like the whole earth- Which was simply impossible.

Earth? Do you mean he tried to conquer your land?

[russian_roulette]

Not just a land, an entire world. A planet. It didn't go the way he planned, fortunately.

Dang html.

[stone_woman]

That... That must have been some kind of army! How did you capture him?

It's okay :3

[russian_roulette]

It wasn't easy, I'll tell you that much.

Thanks xD!

[stone_woman]

[Then she realises something.]

Well, how big was your army? Are you the Chieftain?

[russian_roulette]

[That amused her.]

I'm a little curious to know what type of land you come from.

[stone_woman]

I come from the North, the summer and springs are nice but the winters can be long and terrible.

[russian_roulette]

Is there a name to this northern region?

[stone_woman]

Ah, it is called Nóregr. Have you heard of it?

[russian_roulette]

No, I haven't.

[stone_woman]

[She scratches her head and wonders how no one had every heard of her home, maybe she was from a land not even her people could reach.]

Hmm. My land lies far in the north and is very mountainous and the winters are very long and harsh, even so the springs are wonderful and usually yield good crops, we build the best long boats and all the men in my family are excellent navigators- My father has never once lost his way home!

[bugboy]

If you're worried about whatever it is you're chaining up breaking free, maybe you should use a more durable material than gold. Just saying and stuff.

[russian_roulette]

He'll be chained, I just need to make sure I can walk him.

[bugboy]

You could always use gold-plated reinforced titanium chains.

This seems a bit extreme, to uh, do to a guy, even a well, God, but you sound like you know what you're doing.

[russian_roulette]

I know my way around chains. I'll take your advice.

[snaketrap]

Natasha. Think of what Barton would say.

[russian_roulette]

He would probably say there's no pit on earth deep enough to throw you into.

[snaketrap]

[ Sorry he's still entertained about this collar and leash thing. ] A little contradicting to your collar and leash idea.

[russian_roulette]

[Don't get over yourself, Loki.] Nothing personal. Clint has some good reasons to kill you, I don't mind keeping you where I can see you. [Through her barrel.]

[snaketrap]

Barton has a lot of reasons to kill a lot of people, I just showed him how real that was among other enlightenments. I suppose having the bars shaken around your comfortable little cage might stir someone a bit indeed.

A weak mind, at any rate.

[russian_roulette]

Call it what you want, if he was as weak-minded as you say, wouldn't he still be under your control? That doesn't make you look very good, now does it.