homeless forever

[cordials]

...honey, I don't care if the entire freakin' world is giving you all the 'feels' right now, okay? I don't want any part of this reminiscing crap you've got going for you right now.

And what the hell does 'feels' mean, anyway? Is that, like, part of your nerd-speak or whatever?

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[stone_woman]

Maybe it means she is feeling something unpleasent?

[cordials]

Nah, it's gotta be something else. She's way too chipper to be feeling something unpleasant.

[bigbad]

Too bad they never seem to give a damn what we want, hmm?

[cordials]

...Spike. You know, I could say I'm glad to see you, but then I'd be three-fourths lying.

[bigbad]

But one fourth telling the truth? That's almost progress.

[cordials]

Nah, the one-fourth just doesn't seem to care enough to comment. Sorry.

[bigbad]

Least you're honest about it. You're hardly the person I'd most like to see either.

[cordials]

Yeah, see, if I actually give a crap about that? I'd be hurt right now. Thank goodness for small favors, right?

[bigbad]

Why did she miss you again?

[cordials]

When did she ever not? Seriously. [ shrug. ] It's just that, now, I thought to be all benevolent-y and humor her. You know, for a short while.

[bigbad]

Yeah, benevolent-y. There's a word to describe you.

[slay]

From my experience? Feels is generally the precursor to the big whiny sobbing. So, consider yourself warned.

[cordials]

Oh, she doesn't do those. Thankfully. I mean, god, how pathetic can that be?

[slay]

Good to see L.A.'s gotten you deeply in touch with your sensitive side.

[cordials]

Deeply and intimately. I'd like to think the traffic and pollution - not to mention my recent poverty-ness - has gotten me in touch with a lot of things. Which... sounds disturbing, now that I think about it.

[slay]

Wow. Suddenly, definitely regretting wording. Really don't need to know who or what you've been touching. But, you know, thanks.

[cordials]

Oh please, like you don't have your share of creepy touchies. At least I'm admitting mine.

[noshrimp]

I think it has something to do with hormones.

[cordials]

...you're not saying this has something to do with periods, are you?

[noshrimp]

Possibly. Or your mun may be taking steroids.

[eatatjoesaura]

Depends on what kind of feels I suppose, the kind you get from a particularly beautifully prepared cocktail, or the kind of feel that comes after you've had a few too many and your hands start to wander.

[cordials]

Oh, it's the first one all right. Too bad, because she can really use the fun that comes with the second kind of 'feels'. I know I would.

[eatatjoesaura]

Well at least you've got each other...and maybe enough liquid courage to make some walls come crashing down on both those fronts. [Laughs out loud]

[cordials]

God, no. She's not my type. Far from it, really.

[eatatjoesaura]

Any port in a storm Hurricane Cordials~

But more to the point how HAVE you been? I've just been so blue I'm giving Illeryia a run for her money. If Angelcakes didn't corner the market on brooding I'd have taken up that as a hobby.

[cordials]

Oh, you know. I've been bored and bored-er. Not that I'm complaining.

[ beat. ] Actually, I am, but it's the kind of complaint I'm hoping won't ever get addressed by the higher ups. I'm fine where I am.

[eatatjoesaura]

See and I feel the same way but this kid I'm working with, this mun right? He goes to all the trouble to get a new bar, even a hotel to work out of and THEN the guy goes to the trouble to have all these nasties show up and wreck the place for no apparent reason.