bitch mode=on

[soryshudatoldya]

[Muses of dear_mun, let Sam show you how you handle a mun]

You know what, Mun? You've been whining 'bout my voice for over two months now, and you've never been all that good with it to begin with. So how about you just call it quits - it's the only thing you're good at anyway. The crap you had me pull so far's bad enough, that place doesn't need any more from you. Bet you anythin' it doesn't want you either. 

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[over_identifies]

What? Did you mean where?

[soryshudatoldya]

No, I meant when. You're new around here? We come from different times.

[over_identifies]

Um...last time I checked, it was 2007.

[soryshudatoldya]

2007...then it should have been over -

[And he should be left the last man standing so how the hell are you alive :|]

[over_identifies]

I think I need an explanation here.

Who are you, anyway?

[soryshudatoldya]

I think I need one myself.

My name's Sam Winchester. Who're you?

[over_identifies]

...

Okay. Ha, ha. Very funny.

De put you up to this, didn't she?

[soryshudatoldya]

What're you talking about? Who the hell are you?

[over_identifies]

As if you don't know. My idiot sister with the inappropriately timed sense of humor obviously put you up to this.

[soryshudatoldya]

Look I don't who you are or who your sister is so will you just cut the crap already?

[He's reaching for the holy water]

[over_identifies]

[Oh, no you don't, demon boy. The rock salt gun is out.]

Fine. Let's play this game.

You're not Sam Winchester. Do you research next time before you try that line on the real thing.

[soryshudatoldya]

[And have a gun facing you right back.]

Seriously? You're gonna go with that? Original I gotta admit, but damn stupid.

[over_identifies]

Stupid? You're the one pretending to be a girl, pal.

It isn't convincing.

[soryshudatoldya]

A girl?

[And then it sinks in.]

Oh come on you gotta be kidding me -

[over_identifies]

Then again...with that haircut of yours...

[soryshudatoldya]

[Long suffering sigh]

OK listen up. In this place, there are versions of people. Some are demons, some are older, some are younger, some are...the wrong gender.

[over_identifies]

Well...that would explain Clueless Trenchcoat Guy staring at my chest the other day...

Okay. Supposing that I believe you, how do I know you're telling the truth?

[soryshudatoldya]

Ask me anything. I don't know how parallel our lives run but -

[over_identifies]

But what?

[soryshudatoldya]

But we can try it.

[over_identifies]

Fine.

I have a tattoo. What is it?

[soryshudatoldya]

An anti-possession symbol.

[He shows her his.]

[over_identifies]

Too obvious.

Who's my favorite Star Wars character?