On Mun's flip-flopping

[madangry_madcrazy]

Yes, I'm extremely glad you haven't made up your mind yet, since I really didn't want to go there.

But now you're thinking about that barge thing again? Why?! All I'm going to to is mope around in my cabin, feeling betrayed.

Or would it be a cell? It doesn't matter. I don't even want to turn good, so there's no chance of that happening, ergo no no chance of me working out.

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[madangry_madcrazy]

The buffoon? Don't be silly. He's nothing. Like you said, all he does is run around losing his pants!

Take the Drakkanada plot, for instance, since it's your latest. Who stopped the weather machine?

Also, who's Kim Possible's arch enemy here, and who's the arch enemy's sidekick? Hmm?~

[verdama]

Well yeah you'd think until he pushes the self destruct button!

And for an 'arch enemy's sidekick', there's a lot that wouldn't get done without me.


Do you want the help or not?

[madangry_madcrazy]

A lot, huh? Like what? Sitting around, filing your nails, reading magazines and being lippy while I plan our schemes, build the doomsday devices and try to balance our budget?

[He groans softly, looking like he's thinking about it (not really).]

I don't know... Maybe. What can you offer me. [Is that a smirk? I think that's a smirk.]

[verdama]

Like security, and doing more than just driving the getaway vehicle. Helping pull things into our lair, assembling them, you know, dirty work.


Are you being serious right now. Really. You're grilling me for something that I do, to you, in the future?

[ Suddenly the job offer from Senor Senior Sr. is looking reaaaaaaaal good. ]

[madangry_madcrazy]

Actually, no, I was teasing. You can tag along, if you want...

I mean, you are my employee, so it's not like you get much of a say, but... you know. I wouldn't mind having you around. You are part of the evil family, you know and that's a very exclusive group. I don't exactly give out membership cards willy nilly.

Now, where was I?

[verdama]

Oh.


Well.

[ Learn to take a joke, Shego. You think she'd be better at picking up those cues. ]

Yeah, sure. That is if future-me hurting your widdle feelings isn't going to stop you from being supreme ruler of the planet.

You were on scheming transport. How big is the centrifugation thingy?

[madangry_madcrazy]

[Well it's not like Dr. D is famous for his great sense of humor, so.]

What?

You remember the magmachine?

[verdama]

[ She can be snarky, but she's not a comedian either. Usually. ]

At least three tons and flipping huge?

Someone [ Cough, the Senors. ] owes me a favor, and that favor could be moving this giant...thing.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Huge means impressive and intimidating!

Great!
...
I won't have to pay them, will I?

If they do a good job I'll... uh... make you lunch?

[verdama]

Hopefully it'll mean 'functional' and 'working' too.

[ Back to piling on the snark. ]

No. They owe me. Off having 'fun' while you're stuck in prison has it's advantages. Sometimes.

Uh-huh. I wouldn't worry about it, the pleasure of watching them doing heavy lifting for me is all I need.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Tell me one doomsday device of mine that didn't function properly before it was destroyed by Kim Possible!

Maybe I should leave you in prison sometime, and you can see how fun that is. [Yep, you hit a button there.]

You know, it has caterpillar tracks. No one needs to be lifting anything.

[verdama]

I'll get back to you on that one, but I do remember the magmachine having a really long startup time. No, not convenient. At all.

Sure, if you can find one that'll hold me. [ She snickers again, she'll keep on pressing it. ]

If you want it there faster, and discreetly, so, I dunno, Kimmy doesn't catch wind of it, then it flies.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Yes well pumping it full of enough magma to cover the entire state of Wisconsin isn't exactly something you can rush. Besides, it gave me time to gloat. That laser drill took way too long on the other hand. World's most powerful? Hah!

Well it seemed to hold you plenty when you had to wait for my cousin to come break you out.~

Flies? Shego, it's supposed to be lowered into the fathomless depths of the Earth and you want to put wings on it?

[verdama]

Agreed.

That was once.

Do you want it in the lair within the next twenty four hours?

[madangry_madcrazy]

Well it's already at the lair. I need it transported to a volcano. It doesn't matter which one.

And before you decide to ask any smart questions, yes it has a magma shield.

[verdama]

Same difference. I can get it there by tomorrow.

Yeah, well. Hopefully you do too, and hopefully I won't be waist deep in Wisconsin Swiss this time.

Was this a homemade endeavor or did we---you steal this one too?

[madangry_madcrazy]

I've wondered how long it took to get all that cheese out of your hair...

I built it. With parts I got through less than legal means, but I built it! And it's not stealing, Shego. It's 'outsourcing'.

[verdama]

Long enough.

[ Yeah, that sucked. ]

Outsourcing, stealing, yadda yadda yadda either way there's a patent being ignored somewhere.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Well at least you didn't get cheese down your pants! It's like sand! It got into all the nooks and crannies!

[verdama]

Yeah----no, I didn't need to know that!

[ Facepalming, a la Shego. ]

[madangry_madcrazy]

You're the one who complains when I keep things on a need-to-know basis.

[verdama]

Well yeah, but that wasn't one of them, I meant more like evil plot...things.

[madangry_madcrazy]

[He just shrugs at her.]

I hear a lot of things I don't need to know either, but do you see me complaining?

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DYING

[verdama]

[ This face, Doctor D.

This face. ]

Do you want the list chronologically or alphabetically?

[madangry_madcrazy]

[And here comes the response.]