On apps opening soon at mayfield_rpg

[cabbagehead]

You know, I kinda feel sorry for you. You're so excited about dragging me back into this damn town, but don't you realize it isn't going to be anything like before? I'm not exactly the same man I was back then. He had a couple of years on me, right? He was trying to clean up. Sure, he still had his issues, but...

What's that? You're saying it'll be fun? Well, maybe you do know what you're getting yourself into. But that doesn't mean I'm going to make it any easier on you. I'll be sure to get into lots of compromising situations just to see you struggle with me. Just how long can you keep up my facade? Especially when some of the kids are there. They'll know. Hell, didn't that other me blurt out everything during his last stay? I wonder how many will remember.

Oh well. This can't be any worse than being locked up inside that dark space you call your brain. Seriously, it's boring as shit. You need a life. And coming from me? That's pretty sad.

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[detecting]

He's bringing you back?

[GUESS WHO'LL BE WATCHING YOU LIKE A HAWK.]

[cabbagehead]

That seems to be the plan. Miss me much?

[ bring it on homegurl ]

[detecting]

Not particularly.

[It's already been BROUGHT.]

[cabbagehead]

[ Cue a feigned hint of disappointment in his voice. ]

Oh, come on. Don't be like that. Don't you miss the old days? You know I'm that little spark missing from your life.

[ Adachi, no. Don't start this shit already. ]

[detecting]

No, I certainly do not miss "the old days". Staying under the same roof as you was nowhere near an ideal living situation.

[cabbagehead]

Ah, right. That happened, didn't it? I'm almost jealous. Seeing you in a poodle skirt would've been pretty hilarious.

I was more referring to the fact that I'm sure you haven't been using your skills lately. And it's a shame for the Detective Prince to get rusty, isn't it?

[pitythefool]

Honestly, do any of them have lives?

[cabbagehead]

I doubt it. But, hey. At least they've got good taste, right?

[pitythefool]

Heh. Can't argue with you there.

[cabbagehead]

See? That's what sets us apart from all of those losers. We could never argue with ourselves. They'd be so much happier if they just learned to live like us.

[pitythefool]

Their loss. Not ours. Regardless of what they do, they're in for a world of disappointment anyway.

[cabbagehead]

And then when reality kicks them on their ass, they'll come running to us and crying about how we were right. But it'll be far too late then, won't it?

[pitythefool]

And they'll have no one to blame but themselves for it. 'Course, we'll hate to say we told 'em so, but... Ah, who am I kidding? We wouldn't hate that at all, would we?

[cabbagehead]

Hell, I'd give everything just to be able to do that. Hell of a lot more entertaining than rotting in a cell.

[notenoughcommonsense]

You're going to Mayfield...

[Not even phrased as a question. Man does he feel bad about being forced to leave leaving now.]

[cabbagehead]

Oh, don't worry. I won't cause any more trouble than the town does on it's own.

[imperialsun]

Everything really is a game to you.

[cabbagehead]

Took you long enough.

[imperialsun]

Have we met before?

You just remind me of someone I knew.

[cabbagehead]

Nah. Just messing around.

But seriously, I'm not even trying to hide anything at the moment. Even when I did, it was pretty fucking obvious. Took those kids way too damn long to figure it all out.