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dear_mun2012-07-05 04:20 pm
squeak_squeaker) wrote in dear_mun2012-07-05 04:20 pm
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Kronk's devious plan
You got to listen to me, mun. I think it's a great idea! Yzma would come up with something just like it, except she wouldn't give anyone cake. Unless it's invisible cake made out of lies and air. And lies. And poison. And lies.
And poison. And air. [Kronk blinked slowly, before smiling with renewed enthusiasm.]
EVERYONE loves cake and... uhh. And if I give all those kinda unfriendly strangers enough cake, they'll probably let me hug 'em.
And then I get hugs. And they get cake. And we'll all be happy! Maybe I'll bake some extra cake for me too? Yeah. [Beaming.] Cake and hugs. It's gonna be magical!
And poison. And air. [Kronk blinked slowly, before smiling with renewed enthusiasm.]
EVERYONE loves cake and... uhh. And if I give all those kinda unfriendly strangers enough cake, they'll probably let me hug 'em.
And then I get hugs. And they get cake. And we'll all be happy! Maybe I'll bake some extra cake for me too? Yeah. [Beaming.] Cake and hugs. It's gonna be magical!