on baby deer and itachi and bromance sobs

[acumens]

Way to sell me out, man. Whatever happened to maintaining my dignity?

Forget Uchiha Itachi's predicament, because he's beyond saving at this point. At least maintain the reputation that hasn't been harmed y --

...

You know what -- let's not even start with that one, yeah?

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[acumens]

It was worth a try, and -- nah, not yet. Maybe I'll con Sakura into this, who knows.

<--- default face (1/?????????????)

[coquette]

( .

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...

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.....

...... processing ...... )

[coquette]

[coquette]

( .... oh. )

[coquette]

( ..... my. )

[coquette]

( .... god???? )

[coquette]

No.

[coquette]

No.

[coquette]

NO!!!!!!!!!

oh this is the end of it LMFAO leaves you hanging

[coquette]

I'LL FIGHT YOU, DON'T THINK I WON'T.

[acumens]

—I'll run, don't think I won't.

[coquette]

I'm faster than you!

[acumens]

Speed doesn't matter if you don't know where to look.

[PRETENDS HE CAN OUT-HIDE NARUTO OKAY......... LMFAO]

[decks]

NO YOU WON'T.

[coquette]

SAKURA-CHAN IT'S NOT TRUE RIGHT??

RIGHT??


RIGHT????

( imagine a dog latching on to your leg with tears in his eyes. )

[decks]

Calm down, of course it isn't!

[except with her mun anything's possible]

[acumens]

Yeah, but Naruto believes everything.

[coquette]

NO, I DON'T?! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU AT ALL!

[acumens]

See above. You really think I'll sell Sakura out?

[decks]

Cheap shot, Shikamaru. [also unfunny humph!]

[acumens]

Who says ninjas fight fair?

[suna]

[... /popcorns at all of this.]

[acumens]

[woman. womannnnnnn.

there's nothing to popcorn???]

[suna]

[you konoha idiots are always worthy of popcorn.]

[acumens]

[let shikamaru join your suna party all he wants to do is leave tears]