re: browsing games maybe! ooold muse is old.

[deathberry]

Aa, anywhere without a fuck-ton of monsters would be best. Keep your eyes peeled! Nowhere in the past, I'm not messing around again without at least an iPhone — we're not taking some casual stroll through the senkaimon here, you're talkin' about blasting me into a completely new universe. How many of these places don't have plug sockets and the internet, eh? 

I'm keeping my hollow. No, screw you, we're not debating canon-points, these are my terms of this crappy contract. If you're going to mess me around again, I want to be able to use Getsuga, my original mask and Bankai. I know how far I can push all of those.

... Oi, oi! At least pretend to give a damn about what I have to say, asshole.

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[deathberry]

Are you going to stop talking even if I say no?

[acardic]

Manners, Ichigo Kurosaki. Your numerous failings never cease to end.

[deathberry]

You're teaching me about manners now?

[acardic]

You are incorrigible. I'd rather not.

[deathberry]

Then why are you here?!

[acardic]

If I were you, I would know to be flattered by the fact that we are conversing at all.

[deathberry]

I think Inoue needs to explain some social etiquette to you.

[acardic]

You are quite arrogant, Ichigo Kurosaki, if you feel I must adopt an entire system of behaviors simply to address the likes of you.

[deathberry]

Aa, I have that effect on people.

[acardic]

It would be to your advantage if you do not let that deleterious idiocy get to your head.

[...Even if that's probably too late in Ulquiorra's opinion.]

You are at least more pleasant than your Hollow counterpart.

[deathberry]

I'm more pleasant than a guy who thinks ripping someones guts out is a nice way to say Hi. Thanks?

[acardic]

[Ulquiorra shrugs in response. What did you expect from him Ichigo, a poem extolling your virtues?Psssh.]

Its presence is an abomination upon those living in the house. As befitting of the incomprehensibility of your kind, the woman insists on befriending it.