re: browsing games maybe! ooold muse is old.

[deathberry]

Aa, anywhere without a fuck-ton of monsters would be best. Keep your eyes peeled! Nowhere in the past, I'm not messing around again without at least an iPhone — we're not taking some casual stroll through the senkaimon here, you're talkin' about blasting me into a completely new universe. How many of these places don't have plug sockets and the internet, eh? 

I'm keeping my hollow. No, screw you, we're not debating canon-points, these are my terms of this crappy contract. If you're going to mess me around again, I want to be able to use Getsuga, my original mask and Bankai. I know how far I can push all of those.

... Oi, oi! At least pretend to give a damn about what I have to say, asshole.

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[deathberry]

I'm not hedging my bets to remember much beyond fighting you, that's if I get shoved somewhere new.

You're old by my standards, even for a shinigami.

[deifiance]

And what did you take from that experience?

I see. You would judge my age by human years. I prefer to judge true age in terms of experience. Although, I suppose that might make you quite the old man.

[deathberry]

My hair grows really fast.

I'm ancient, no kidding.

[deifiance]

Truly? I doubt that is all you took.

By some standards, you could be, yes.

[deathberry]

[ Ain't letting you extrapolate on his personal tour of his psyche, kthx. But yeah, WOW THIS HAIR??? Discuss it on Jeremy Kyle, whatevs, go nuts with that subject. ]

Both of us are around the same age, is what you're getting at? Looks like you'd be in your twenties, if you were human.

[deifiance]

Yes. Specifically, if one were to consider the wealth of experience you have garnered in a relatively short human lifespan and perhaps compare it to mine, then there is not so much distance between us.

...I have never hazarded a guess as to what my human age might be.

[deathberry]

... Twenty-six. Seven!

[deifiance]

But apparently this is a topic you have given some thought to.

[ Someone looks amused. ]

[deathberry]

Flying by the seat of my pants, actually.

[deifiance]

Even better. Similarly I wonder, are you equally fast on your feet these days.

[deathberry]

You have to wonder, you have to find out for yourself — ojiisan.

[deifiance]

[ Fffff. You brat. ]

Hm. Should we arrive at the same destination one day, I expect to do just that.

[deathberry]

[ :'D ]

I'd half-expect you to attack me for the hell of it.

[deifiance]

I would offer fair warning, at the least.

[deathberry]

Three seconds qualifies as fair these days?

[deifiance]

Consider it a token of my excessive confidence in your abilities.

[deathberry]

I'm drowning in compliments today.

[deifiance]

Merely fact, Ichigo. Do you believe them misplaced?

[deathberry]

Not for a second.

[deifiance]

Gratifying to hear it. Perhaps one day your confidence will even match my own.

[deathberry]

Most days, yours comes off more like arrogance.

[deifiance]

That is to be expected. All things are subject to personal perceptions, Ichigo, and our worlds are coloured by such.

[ But lol he's not denying it either. ]

[deathberry]

Don't get fancy.