re: browsing games maybe! ooold muse is old.

[deathberry]

Aa, anywhere without a fuck-ton of monsters would be best. Keep your eyes peeled! Nowhere in the past, I'm not messing around again without at least an iPhone — we're not taking some casual stroll through the senkaimon here, you're talkin' about blasting me into a completely new universe. How many of these places don't have plug sockets and the internet, eh? 

I'm keeping my hollow. No, screw you, we're not debating canon-points, these are my terms of this crappy contract. If you're going to mess me around again, I want to be able to use Getsuga, my original mask and Bankai. I know how far I can push all of those.

... Oi, oi! At least pretend to give a damn about what I have to say, asshole.

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[deathberry]

Aa, but it's pure reiatsu! How good are your eyes, Naruto? Can you see ghosts and stuff? Uh ... unless I go wherever it is without my body, I guess you'd have to see me anyway.

[willoffire]

[ You've lost him. He just stares. ] Eh? Ghosts? But you're not a g-ghost, you're a shinigami! THAT'S NOT A GHOST!

[deathberry]

It's the same difference!

[ Have a twatting upside the head, blondie. ]

If I arrive somewhere while I'm not in my body, I'll be a soul. Technically, sort of dead? I'm usually surrounded by doctors and paramedics whenever I go back into my body, it's a massive chore.

[willoffire]

Oww! Nnngh. But, but it's not dead-dead! I mean, you can still get your own body back, right? Sometime?

You can't DIE, ICHIGO! THAT'S NOT ALLOWED!

[deathberry]

Calm down, I'm fine —!

[willoffire]

Maybe you're not! You should let me make sure!

[deathberry]

How?

[willoffire]

Like this!

[ PINCHES HIM! ]

[deathberry]

OW!

[ GFNFHSK SMACKS HIS HEAD FROM BEHIND. ]

That isn't helping anyone!

[willoffire]

Owww! STOP HITTING MEEE!

[ What are they even. ]

It helped! It helped! Now I know you're not a ghost, see?

[deathberry]

Idiot! [ DX< ] All you had to do was ask!

[willoffire]

I DID! Kinda? Besides you looked like you didn't know for sure anyway!

Now we know!

[deathberry]

Whatever! Pinch me again and I'll kick your ass.

[willoffire]

[ NOW HE'S THINKING ABOUT IT. ]

...

[deathberry]

[ Literally

kicks

Naruto's













a$$. ]

[willoffire]

[ LKDGAHJDG FUUUUUUU


Okay, that's it orangeboy. Out comes the rasengan. ] I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!

[deathberry]

Hah! Nice mini tornado, looks like it might mess up my hair.

[willoffire]

It'll mess up your face, damnit! IT'S A GOOD TECHNIQUE! [ Kinda sulking naow. ]

[deathberry]

[ Raking a hand over his face, he waits until his mask has settled before speaking. ]

So is this, sunshine.

[willoffire]

T-that's not fair! I-- Okay. Fine! FINE! [ Suddenly you got a 60ft glowing fox on your hands, Ichigo.

Just kinda looming over you. With a cloaked-glowy Naruto sitting on his head. ]

Go ahead. Try us.

[deathberry]

... Cheater.