Tentatively looking at entranceway

[needsapplause]

This username is perfect! It's fabulous! You know as well as I do that I need applause to live! It's just like I said, I'm like Tinkerbell.

I'm not so sure about this other idea you seem to have, though. How will I make it in New York if you send me away? My future is there, on Broadway, not in some magical mansion!

This is punishment for something, isn't it? No, I don't know why you'd want to do that, but it's the only thing that makes sense!

Why are you asking me to put my dreams on hold?

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[needsapplause]

Why? Where has yours put you?

[heretolookhot]

For round one, I spent a year in a creepy girls-only garden where everyone turns into lizards and has to fight off monsters and hallucinations on the regular, and the goddess of the place gets all passive-aggressive if we don't make out enough.

Now I'm in a place called Death City. It's better.

[needsapplause]

You... you turned into a lizard? And had hallucinations?

And Death City?

[She's just going to sputter for awhile.]

[heretolookhot]

Yeah. And the queen there who keeps pulling that shit looks like a Broadway chick. Berna-something.

It sounds awful, but it's way better. ['Never going back to Lima' better, even.]