idk what I'm doing anymore

[kingofthehoard]

Hey hey hey!

Just cause you're my mun now doesn't mean you're the boss of me, ya know?! I'm my own dragon, ya got that?

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[valley_cat]

Actually... your mun is the boss of you. It sort of sucks, but it's true.

[kingofthehoard]

No way! She's just lucky enough to just have me in her head. And that's all she's gettin'.

[valley_cat]

Yeah huh.

You know she can totally do whatever she wants with you, right? Throw you into "games" that make you go crazy, stick you into museboxes, or worse... put you into memes.

[kingofthehoard]

She... She wouldn't do that! I won't let her.

[valley_cat]

I'd like to see you try and stop her.

Here's a tip: you won't, like, be able to at all.

[kingofthehoard]

I'm a dragon. She's... like you!

Whatever you are.

[valley_cat]

Pretty sure your mun isn't a mutant.

Well hey there

[attentionhoard]

It's like they think they're some namby pamby princess or something.

[strawberryredgrave]

Just a fair warning: muns suck. Sometimes they do cool shit, but otherwise it's lame shit.

Oh hello thar stranger

[kingofthehoard]

I know right?! Silly if you ask me. I don't need to be pushed around by someone like that.

[kingofthehoard]

A... mutant?

Whatever! She looks a two legged weird... thing. Like you.

[kingofthehoard]

Yeah I'm starting to realize that.

about time we got more MLP dragons

[attentionhoard]

Yeah, you totally need to let that mun know who they're messing with!

I wish there were more in general canon ffff

[kingofthehoard]

I do! I will somehow. Just gotta think of how since. She took. My treasure.

Can you believe that?! I'm so steamed.

[valley_cat]

A human, you mean?

And we're not weird! If anyone's, like, weird, it's you. Not exactly a normal thing for a walking, talking, dinosaur dragon thing to show up.

[Well, mostly.]

[kingofthehoard]

And it's not normal to see humans around either!

[HUFF]

[strawberryredgrave]

Yeah, but if you play your cards right, you just might get them to do a few things you want 'em to. It's all up to how you handle them.

I know what you mean >:

[attentionhoard]

I know! Seriously, we need a hoard! Are they just stupid?

[valley_cat]

Uh, look around you. It's so mostly humans.

[And then a little bit of everything else.]