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[iknowicanworkit]

Mundane!

The 1950s? Really. Well, congratulations, mun, you found somewhere worse than Lima! And no, that's not all, thank you very much!

[Deep breath, deep breath.]

First of all -- and I'm sorry this makes me "stereotypical" -- but I am really not comfortable with the fact that the platypus on your shirt is better-dressed than you are.

Also, drop the weird Western AU story idea. There's no way to make it work, and you know it.

Yours, without a choice,
Kurt Hummel
 

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh hey, it's you. I have to say, I'm so depressed that you never had that party up in Hogwarts. It's too bad I'm not there to decorate any parties you might throw in the 50's.

Alas, babe, it wasn't meant to be.

[iknowicanworkit]

Oh my God!

What do I have to do to get you away from me?!

[plushaeusrumpified]

Okay, so I'm pretty sure you have a pair of red heels somewhere in your closet. So, put'em on. Clack'em together three times and then wish really hard.

[iknowicanworkit]

...I do not own ruby slippers.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I don't believe you.

[iknowicanworkit]

There's a difference between being gay and being a woman, you know.

[doobydoobydooba]

[Hat tip, because he can recognize a compliment when he hears one.]

[iknowicanworkit]

...This isn't nearly as surprising as it should be.

I like the hat.

[likerockstars]

At least you have the knowledge that no one else could pull off the 50's as well as you? Just remember: bow ties and gel are your friends.

[iknowicanworkit]

Well, that's probably true. This is still completely ridiculous, though.

[blazer]

... The 1950s? Really? Wouldn't that be kind of... Dangerous?

[iknowicanworkit]

Yes. She's evil.

[blazer]

Well, mine wants to send me to a game where I have to have sex or die. I really do understand how evil they can be.

[ He smiles weakly. ]

At least you'll get a chance to experience vintage fashion first hand?

[iknowicanworkit]

Where you have to what?

[Yeah, the rest was lost on him.]

[blazer]

Apparently if I don't have sex every two weeks I choke to death.

[ Yeah, he's not happy either. ]

[iknowicanworkit]

That's... But...

What is wrong with the muns?

[blazer]

I really don't know, Kurt.

[ Pause. ]

But at least you're there! Well, a version of you.

[notbothered]

And here I'd thought you'd be overjoyed at the fashion. Silly me.

[iknowicanworkit]

...Do you know anything about the social aspect of the '50s?

[notbothered]

Of course I do. I'm not totally inept Kurt, I do actually read.I was trying to see the sliver lining of your little situation.

[iknowicanworkit]

Oh. Well, that's... Decent of you, then.

[notbothered]

Don't have a heart attack now Hummel.

[ It's shocking. He knows.]

...And a western AU? Really? Though, who knows, you might look good in a pair of leather chaps.

[iknowicanworkit]

[He'll just scoff at that.]

Yes. I don't know, she keeps picking up the idea and dropping it again.

[notbothered]

Maybe it's better left dropped.

I'm not sure you'd be the best gun toting bad ass out there.

[ Then again..]

But now I'm thinking about Blaine with a cowboy hat on. Not a bad picture.

[iknowicanworkit]

Of course I wouldn't be, that's why I think she should--

...Oh, shut up.

[notbothered]

[ As if.]

...Or in nothing but the hat.

[ He's just smirking and tilting his head a little. He's just messing with you Kurt. It's fun.]

[iknowicanworkit]

You are just awful!

[notbothered]

I thought I knew that already...

[ But he's holding his hands up in a motion he'll stop. He's pulled back a little since David's..."event".]

[iknowicanworkit]

Well, you seemed to need a reminder.

[notbothered]

Oh come on twinkletoes. It was a joke.

[ He just rolling his eyes a little.]

It's not like Anderson can see anyone around but you anyway.

[watchthenails]

Oh my, you must get your mun to dress more properly. You simply can not play a nice-looking boy without looking proper yourself.

You know dear, there are boys with the most fabulous hair in town. It is saddening that my mun refuse to let me tend to everyones hair and nails though. Some of those people's sense for fashion is simply appaling, when you let them dress on their own. For one, those horrid suits that man from that Kamen Rider show keeps on wearing are too awful.