dear_mun | considering 42 and like actually buying the movie or something

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considering 42 and like actually buying the movie or something

Oh, look. You're watching it again. I do love how entranced you are by my smooth, sexy dance moves.

You know this disc has issues and you miss parts. Hell, you haven't even seen the whole thing! Why not go off to Wal-Mart or wherever the hell you find movies and get some edition that has special features? Come on, don't be stingy.

Wait, "canon review"? What does that mean? And of course I like Douglas Adams! I like...wait. Applications? Why are you looking at them? You don't have to write—

[come on justin you're a genius put 2 and 2 together...

at least it's a manly scream?]

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Oh, come on. It's just space.

You're not helping.

Why don't you go—you should just—and!—can you...just, leave. Go away now.

[Yeah telling people to go away worked really well last time, Justin, didn't it?]

Uh, yeah, I think you're breaking up there, Houston.

Come on, look on the bright side. You'll get to see the world. All of them, actually, and show me how a real CEO makes his buck.

[Watch him strike the sassiest pose a man possibly can. If he was any sassier, it would include giant, bug-like sunglasses and a yappy dog dyed pink in a Coach bag at his side.]

I'd really rather not show you anything. If I want to see anything, I can get my G6 and go. It's really not an issue!

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[When he snaps his fingers at him, that will be Justin at his sassiest. Right now? Tony's just enjoying taunting the man who would be his rival.

If he didn't bitch slap people.]

Huh. Well, if you really don't want to, I guess I'll just have to raid the hangar for new technology myself. Whatever makes you happy.

Second place isn't all that bad.

If I didn't know you any better, I'd think you were trying to get me there. Me, Justin Hammer.

Well, yeah, I need a good laugh.

Are you saying I'm a joke?

[you kind of are justin it's not your fault you exist but you do and that's terrible]

You're the one saying it. I didn't say a thing.

You said you needed a laugh, that laugh being me, ergo you are calling me a joke.

I implied that you were a joke. I never said it.

I can read between the lines very well, thank you kindly.

Good. Okay, then I don't need to say anything about it.

There are plenty of people who I'd rate as worse candidates for having to share space adventures with, Hammer.

[8|]

Like Ivan Vanko people or Donald Trump people?

[This is important.]

[Heh.]

Yeah, or Loki's army. Or a number of other people that could ruin a perfectly good trip with their own agendas. You've got the basic idea.

[You rank higher than Ivan. Happy?]

That wasn't a yes or no question, Tony. It was me seeing how I ranked, and I can't tell now if you think I'm some evil fuckwit or just a moron.

What, is there some evil villain conference you have to go to? Do you get returns for having enough sinister PR going?

You lose to Loki's army. There were at least a good twenty squadrons on us. No contest.

I'm not a villain!

[It's said with a huff, very manly. (Not.)

But then, quieter, as if he actually managed to find something that hurt Justin Hammer's green, envious heart.]

Nor am I evil.

Okay, so now you get sensitive.

You're not evil. Okay? If you were evil, you'd be in a lot more trouble than you are. But you're still the bad guy.

Eh...

[He looks as though he's considering this, hip cocked out too sass-ily for it to be from a real person, finally crossing his arms.]

I suppose I'll just have to live up to that wherever I go, then.

Any friend of Stark's is welcome to join us in our space adventure!

[Yeah, he's missing a few important details here.]

[Oh boy. Seems Tony neglected to tell his super buddies anything about old enemies, huh? Not that anyone would like to talk about Obadiah at this point, but hey...low blows were Justin's thing; it'd come up eventually.]

Yeaaah, we're. We're not exactly friends.

[Sorry Justin, he never mentioned you at all.]

I see. But you do know him?

[THAT SHOULD TELL YOU A LOT THOR]

E-heh...ah...we were rivals. Are. I'm not sure anymore.

Rivals? Does that make you his enemy?

[Answer carefully, Justin.]

No, ah, uh...rivals, it's more...it's a healthy [bullshit] competition in the business world. We both design weapons.

Or, he used to. Not anymore, which opened a lot of doors for Hammer Industries.

I must admit I have little knowledge of this world of business on Midgard.

What kind of weapons?

[That gets another nervous laugh, but then his hand goes to the inside of his jacket and he withdraws a small pistol, twirling it around his forefinger a few times.]

These kinds of weapons. Guns and missiles, all sorts of things. Midgard weapons, not magical...tools.

[There's no way Thor is going to get to hold this gun, so he extends his free hand.]

Justin Hammer.

[Oh, guns. Boring. But Thor will still shake his hand.]

I am Thor, son of Odin.

[Hope you don't mind having your hand crushed, just a little.]

[Ahhh...that is not that great. Why is he so terrible with this?

Maybe he's only shaken hands with Tony when he's with the suit. Maybe.]

Yeah, I, uh. Know who you are. Excited to meet you in person, though. Good work in Manhattan, by the way.

[Or maybe it's a test. How much did he flinch?]

Thank you. It was unfortunate that so much of the city was damaged.

[A MANLY AMOUNT

ALWAYS SO MANLY, THIS ONE]

Yeah, that's...that's very, very unfortunate. I doubt they'll bill you for it, and the economy's in a recession, so...I'll probably end up donating so that it doesn't mess up the economy even more.

[And you know, get back on the good side of the people.]

... You remind me of Stark. Most of the time I have no idea what he is saying to me either.

[It's an acceptable comparison. They are a lot alike...Justin is just the flip side of the coin of Tony Stark, the one people want to hate and so easily can.]

Anthony? Hah, I'll take it. We both have more money than God and a genius level IQ, after all.

[It wasn't exactly a compliment, Hammer.]

Which god?

[Oh, just. His hand is going right to his forehead and running over his hair.]

It's—it's a saying. It just means we're bother ridiculously wealthy.

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considering 42 and like actually buying the movie or something

I love you, you know that?

I repeat: You only love me for my Rockwells. But that's okay, I'm fine with being second :')

Hey, hey, I can love you for more than one reason.

Well I guess I'll accept it, then.

Damn straight you will. >:]

Oh, blow him, Tony. 1/2

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Say please.

/slaps

Ow. Hey, now, princess.

UHM THAT'S PRINCESS SERENITY TO YOU BOW BEFORE MY TIARA

I don't take orders from you.

loki gave it to me it has a magic spell on your knees less important mortal

You blow pink hearts at me and I'll blast you with the repulsor.

and then ivan will deflect it with WOOORLD SHAKING!

Okay seriously missiles for you.

this is the best foreplay ever

you love being shot at

with something else ehhh ehhhhh?

Well if you love it that much

again i point to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpwCJzPlz8k

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